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By JSJ - 16/11/2020 23:05 - United States - Herndon

Today, I woke up with a stiff neck so bad, I bascially had to stay in bed all day. The cause? I strained my neck masterbating the night before. To top it off, I came too soon, and spilled oil all over my sheets. There goes my "self-care weekend" plans. FML

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