Miscellaneous: Today, I wore an expensive vintage blazer which I'd purchased...

By arh - 28/08/2012 00:10 - Australia - Newport

Today, I wore an expensive vintage blazer which I'd purchased at a market in Paris. Turns out my colleague has the exact same one, only hers is from a clearance rack at Target. FML

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By DreamZ - 24/05/2024 20:00 - Canada

Today, I walked into work feeling confident in my new outfit. It wasn’t until lunchtime that a colleague pointed out the price tag hanging from my skirt. I’d been flaunting my ass's price all morning. FML

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Too late

By fuzzle003 - 13/06/2012 12:47 - Australia - Canberra

Today, I finally bought the expensive but beautifully stylish dress I've been eyeing for ages online. Ten minutes later, I went back to check the shoes the model was wearing so I could coordinate my outfit. The dress had been reduced to half price. FML

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Fashion Week, Bitch

By Anonymous - 02/03/2020 21:02

Today, I found out that my blazer was not in fact lost. How did I find this out? The girl who'd "lost it" was wearing it. She now denies it was ever mine. FML

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By Fred - 05/08/2011 05:45 - Japan

Today, I went into a crowded store and tried out a blazer. I was thinking to myself how hot I looked in it when the manager tapped me on the shoulder and politely said, "Excuse me sir, that's a ladies' blazer." FML

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By NotMacklemore - 13/02/2015 04:59 - Australia - Heidelberg

Today, I went to a thrift store and found heaps of clothes that I loved that fit me perfectly. Then I found a special distinctive dress. My dress. My dad had thrown away heaps of my clothes and I had to buy them all back. FML

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By unicorn_skies - 18/01/2014 08:33 - United States - Yorba Linda

Today, I bought a new, expensive dress for a date. I left the tag on and hidden in hopes of returning it later. Someone saw it and ripped it off for me to "save me from embarrassment." FML

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Fashionista

By Cousin_Greg - 14/08/2024 06:00 - Canada

Today, I got dressed in a hurry and grabbed what I though was a basic white shirt from the clean laundry pile. It wasn’t until I stepped into the elevator at work and saw myself in the mirror that I realized I was wearing one of my girlfriend’s shirt. It was snug, had a floral pattern, and made me look like I was trying too hard to be trendy. It was a long day. FML

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By Adalia - 03/10/2009 15:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I wore a beautiful new dress that I got for £5 only in a sale. I've been turning heads in it all day. When I got home, my mum pulled the massive red £5 tag off of the back. FML

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It was either an expensive event, or learn to manage your money.

By Bortenssen - 08/08/2019 10:05 - Australia - Perth

Today, I found out that the reason I couldn’t buy a commemorative jacket to wear at my rugby club's 50th anniversary was because the event had already happened. I paid in full for the event, and it cost me most of my savings. FML

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Three's company

By Anonymous - 23/06/2021 07:59

Today, after I searched for three months and found the coolest jacket and was stoked, my fiancé and our guy friend both ordered the same jacket so we can all match. FML

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cjack188 13

Tuesday 28 August 2012 9:26

Man I hate coincidences...

syki 22

Tuesday 28 August 2012 9:27

C'est la vie.

Comments

catchbigtuna 0

Tuesday 28 August 2012 18:13

Life must suck as a hipster

ChibiChibi_fml 27

Tuesday 28 August 2012 18:19

I do not know why that double posted so for that I apologize. Sorry.

Sliver1991 26

Tuesday 28 August 2012 18:45

If it wasn't expensive for her, it wouldn't be that much of an FML...

ChibiChibi_fml 27

Tuesday 28 August 2012 18:45

ChibiChibi_fml 27

Tuesday 28 August 2012 18:48

The different Australian company is called Wesfarmers and they own a chain of stores called Target Australia. So the statement "Actually Target's Australian (I live in Australia) and almost all of it's stuff is made in China and are imitations." was still wrong because that company is not Target Corporation, it's Wesfarmer. Target Corporation is an American company. There is only a chain of stores called Target Australia.

ChibiChibi_fml 27

Tuesday 28 August 2012 18:57

and being as neither is available in France the OP might want to double and triple check that the blazer she has is actually "the exact same" as the one her colleague has. It could be that her colleague just has a good imitation of the one that she bought and she herself has the higher quality one.

Motherfookers 4

Tuesday 28 August 2012 19:37

its prim pronounced tarshé

deadlyriot101 7

Tuesday 28 August 2012 20:25

Veronica, meet Betty.

shireeniee 8

Tuesday 28 August 2012 21:00

34 - I don't think OP needs or wants expensive clothes, per se, because it seems as if she resents the fact that she spent so much money when there was a cheaper alternative available (even though she wasn't aware of that).