Intimacy: Today, I worked my boyfriend's shift so he could stay home. I...

By xxruby - 24/02/2015 21:07 - United States - Katy

Today, I worked my boyfriend's shift so he could stay home. I even brought him the free meal I got for helping out. Turns out he wanted to stay home so badly to cheat on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 20:00 - United States

Today, it was my one year anniversary with my boyfriend. We had dinner reservations to an expensive restaurant and planned to see a movie after. At least, we did, until he called to tell me he'd volunteered to work tonight. He won't get off until 2am. FML

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By IHateMyLife - 06/04/2021 00:30

Today, my boyfriend promised me to cook dinner if I picked him up from work, almost 100 km and 2-hour drive. I did this even though I worked the night shift yesterday and had to today and normally have to sleep a lot. But no, after we got home, he fell asleep and was still sleeping and snoring when I had to go. FML

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By ihateumicheal - 02/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2021 18:30 - United States - Newport News

Today, after I helped get my boyfriend get a new job, he thanked me by dumping me for some whore who works there. FML

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By dtack2tack - 09/07/2015 13:42 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his boss so he could get a promotion and "provide" for us. This from the guy who made me quit my job because he said he made enough money to support us both. FML

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By anonymous - 01/12/2010 08:30 - United States

Today, my cute coworker begged me to cover his shift tomorrow, and told me that he wanted to take me to dinner to make up for it. I was very excited because I've been crushing on him for a long time. I later overheard him tell his friend that he didn't plan on showing up for our dinner. FML

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By heshay - 28/10/2010 04:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was seated in my section at work. As he sees me his face drops... he's on a date. He had forgotten I work there. I had to serve him and his date, and they didn't leave a tip. FML

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By marriageblows - 22/01/2012 02:18 - United States

Today, I had the day off from work. I did all the chores hoping to free up time to spend with my husband tonight. When he came home, he looked around and decided that since there was no need for him to stick around and help clean, he'd head to the bar to watch the game with the guys. FML

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Wednesday 25 February 2015 9:45

I sincerely hope you mean ex-boyfriend.

Yorih17 22

Wednesday 25 February 2015 9:45

shit that's rough. dump him OP, he doesn't deserve you. FYL

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eyebrowzzz 21

Wednesday 25 February 2015 10:03

I hope you threw the food in his face and beat that hoes ass

eyebrowzzz 21

Thursday 26 February 2015 22:47

That's the dumbest thing I've heard

beararm 11

Wednesday 25 February 2015 10:06

get even, cheat on him with the same girl lol

DevilsMetsGiants 30

Wednesday 25 February 2015 10:13

That's just so incredibly low. I really hope you dumped his ass on the spot right there and cut hi from your life completely OP!

hedgedcats 19

Wednesday 25 February 2015 10:14

I will never understand how people can look in the mirror if they cheat. FYL OP :(

Koolaidandtacos 21

Wednesday 25 February 2015 10:37

That was sweet that you covered him because some people wouldn't. I feel sorry that he turned out to be a douce ****.

silverstream20 20

Wednesday 25 February 2015 10:48

I'm sorry OP. You deserve better than to be treated like that. Go out and find someone who cherishes you.

ElyseMoon420 9

Wednesday 25 February 2015 10:55

please told me you beat the **** outta him and her!?

keiNan_fml 35

Wednesday 25 February 2015 11:03

what an asshole.

Mitchellbassists 29

Wednesday 25 February 2015 11:35

At least you probably got paid for said shift.

Cadillac_kid_15 27

Wednesday 25 February 2015 12:47

Beat him up!!!!!

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