Miscellaneous: Today, I wrote a long wall post on my teachers wall on facebook...

By Sallyfromtheseashore - 01/07/2009 10:43 - United States

Today, I wrote a long wall post on my teachers wall on facebook including how much of a douche I thought she was, I wasn't planning on posting it but did on accident, so I quickly deleted it. I felt pretty clever. Did you know facebook sends you emails including what was written on the post? FML

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By pandabear - 12/02/2010 19:52 - United Kingdom

Today, I got an alert from Facebook that it was my very popular and attractive classmate's birthday. I decided to be sweet and write "Happy birthday" on her wall, only to notice it wasn't there a few minutes later. I rewrote it again and it disappeared. After three attempts, I took the hint. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2013 23:39 - United States - South Gate

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML

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By Andrew - 02/01/2014 23:49 - Portugal - Lisbon

Today, I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like. She replied, "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it. I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing. FML

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By Thanks guys - 26/11/2013 05:21 - United States - Richmond

Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML

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Log out

By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 06:31 - United States

Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2014 01:25 - United States - Butler

Today, after working the night shift, I accidentally left my iPod at the office. I woke up later and went on Facebook. To my dismay, I saw some coworker had posted stuff on my wall, such as, "I really have to take a shit!" and "Yes, my tits are real!" FML

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By KrazyKill - 09/03/2012 19:04 - Canada

Today, I faked being sick so I could weasel out of a chemistry test at school. Happy that I pulled it off, I posted my accomplishment on Facebook. I forgot that I'm friends with my parents. FML

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Just a prank, bro!

By fail - 16/02/2011 23:16 - United States

Today, at the library, somebody left themselves logged in to Facebook on a public computer after they had left. Trying to teach them a lesson, I updated their Facebook status to something outrageous. That's when they came back to the computer after getting something from the printer. FML

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Dry phone

By Keijah Curtis - 31/10/2023 17:00 - United States - Lansdowne

Today, I was on Instagram and I sent a meme to my other account. Tell me why as soon as I switched over and saw my one chat notification, I got excited, then remembered I'd just sent myself a meme. FML

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Self-care

By Mee - 05/10/2009 10:49 - Kuwait

Today, I was frustrated at work so to have fun, I wrote an email to myself saying that I was great and loved myself and should relax. I used all different colors and fonts. Instead of hitting "delete", I hit "print" without realizing. My manager got it out of the printer and put it on my desk. FML

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mischief8 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 19:40

That's why we don't do stupid things like that. People taking silly risks on the internet like that do not get my pity. Sorry YDI

iceis 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 19:42

Ya, you're a douche. Also, fb doesn't always send e-mails, you have to be signed up for them. Not that it matters - you're still a douche for doing this.

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ElliexMarie 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 3:10

you deserved it . say that shit to her face . assholee.

theta_fml 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 3:40

How did you not know that? YDI

shnibz101 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 3:41

LOL YDI YOU IDIOT IT SAYS THAT IN THE COMFERMATION EMAIL THEY SEND YOU WHEN YOU MAKE YOUR ACCOUT

UGADawg08 1

Thursday 2 July 2009 3:57

I hope you get expelled.

ConfusedGuy 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 3:59

Don't people know that: I felt pretty clever = auto-YDI? Sigh.

Niko_Peiko_Boo 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 4:23

Teachers have facebooks? I thought it was bad to sign up for social sites if you're a teacher.......or principal or educator....

teerah003 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 5:36

No, they can have lives too. Most of them probably just put it as a private profile. Cause like every teacher in my school has facebook..and they always come up in the "people you may know" because i'm friends with a teacher who i've known my whole life : it's awkward. one teacher's profile pic is her at her bellydancing class... O_O not something you wanna see.

lastminuteperm 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 5:04

Yes, I knew that. You are so stupid. That teacher can easily add the friend you meant to send it to and look at the post.

ThatOneQueerKid 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 5:05

Again, Why would you add a teacher?

iamstupid1243 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 5:42

Facebook tells everyone everything. But that suucks. Hahah I'd hate to be yoooouu! :P

TLaurinda 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 5:45

Dude, that's rude and disrespectful! I mean teachers can be a total ass sometimes, but you gotta deal with it. There only in your life for about a year and I have one question for you, WHY WOULD YOU ADD YOUR TEACHER!! My mom has a facebook and tried adding me! Not only did I reject her, I deleted my facebook and I never went on it again.. even though I love my mom dearly