By Stargirl - 28/02/2017 07:00 - United States - Modesto

Today, in an attempt to support and encourage my efforts in getting a new job, my boyfriend said, "Imagine having triple what's in your bank account right now!" Triple what's in my bank account right now would be exactly $38.94. FML
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604 11

That's $12.98 more than the vast majority of the world's population has! Congrats :D

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jcash52426 5

Congradulations you have $12.98 in your bank account.

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jcash52426 5

Congradulations you have $12.98 in your bank account.

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Cynical_1 26

I would think that bring that broke would be even more of a motivation to find a job.

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extremereviews 26

Showing that you live in California, you should move somewhere that you can afford

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604 11

That's $12.98 more than the vast majority of the world's population has! Congrats :D

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iseebearbears 27

I haven't checked the statistics, but I sure hope that what you said isn't true.

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Bekll 31

Hey, that's more than I have, OP! Due to paying bills I have a little over a dollar left in my account and that will be automatically taken out to pay for said account. Then I'll be left with pennies until I get paid in two weeks. Living the American dream! :'D

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stormy0307 16

You shouldn't be banking at an institution that charges you for your account. There are tons of places that offer totally free checking and savings accounts or only require like $5 in a savings account like my credit union (Mountain America) does.

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Bekll 31

I just switched from BoA which is worse, taking I believe $12 a month if I didn't have a certain minimum balance or a steady income, both of which I couldn't do. The new bank donates one dollar each month and has more lenient rules.

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RichardPencil 30

These are the kind of real-world word problems that could get people excited about math. Answer: $12.98 Now, for the analysis: Holy shit, you're poor! Having $12.98 in California is like having $1.50 in Alabama.

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quarterweek 13

With $12.98 in California, you can maybe pay for 2 days of bus passes to help you get around & have 98 cents left over... which can get you 2 cans of generic pop soda sold from the Nob Hill vending machines :D Yay, OP!

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Tess Messelink 16

you gotta start somewhere! So take the shitty job and don't stop looking!

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vegantreegirl 26

I read your FML recently when I was moderating submissions. Thankfully I got my paycheck yesterday, but at the time I read your FML I had about $12 in my account, so I feel ya.

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