By Quirk - 29/10/2009 05:17 - United States

Today, in class, everyone read my Creative Writing submission. It was a touching story about the unconditional love that exists between dog and his owner. Everybody unanimously agreed that it was probably about bestiality. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 266
You deserved it 7 053

Same thing different taste

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I'm sorry that people are too immature to figure that there are types of relationships outside of sexual, but I don't think the internet is the best place to plea your case.

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Strangely, it goes both ways. I wrote a story about a man with a sexual attraction to trees, and my creative writing class was convinced that I was using sex as a metaphor to describe how much he loved Christmas and its symbol, the Christmas tree.

That's why you have to be careful about certain topics. Speaking of trees... "Hello tree. I have some good news and some bad news for you today." That was the beginning to an article I studied in Journalism. The above comment made me think of it.

School children don't lie... O.o They're only to stupid to see the truth (:

Reminds me of a friend's professor, who read in front of the class a poem about how he liked to "put his pinkie into his dog's ear until she yipped." :/

thefuckinloser 6

i love my dog more then i love most people but i sure as hell dont **** it

I find it sad how many people here think "***********" is a word...smh

There's nothing wrong with loving your dog. Dog's are people's best friends. And I love my dog more than anything.