Animals: Today, in class, everyone read my Creative Writing submission....

By Quirk - 29/10/2009 05:17 - United States

Today, in class, everyone read my Creative Writing submission. It was a touching story about the unconditional love that exists between dog and his owner. Everybody unanimously agreed that it was probably about bestiality. FML

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By technicallywroteabook - 21/08/2015 05:15 - United States - Grapevine

Today, I turned in an essay about a book I'd read over the summer. My teacher later called me to her desk and began to gush about how interesting the book sounded and asked to borrow my copy. The book I wrote about isn't real, and the main characters are named after my childhood pets. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2013 11:29 - United States - Charlottesville

Today, my teacher read my story about a haunted house for a class assignment. She liked it very much and turned it in to the office to be sent into a state writing competition. An hour later, I was called to the office where the guidance counselor called my work "disturbing" and said I "need help". FML

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By serialkillingex - 07/05/2013 07:45 - Netherlands

Today, my ex won a writing competition. His story was inspired by our relationship. In it, I'm a serial killing prostitute. FML

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By helpme - 25/09/2015 13:46 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML

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By MoreActionThanMe - 11/12/2012 00:04 - United States

Today, my dog did something I had no idea he could do. He participated in an all-male three-way at the dog park. In front of everyone. FML

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By This guy - 21/02/2016 02:53 - United States - Jackson

Today, my teacher gave me a 0% on my personal narrative in my writing class. His only comment on the whole paper was, "Too long, didn't read." FML

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By Yudansha - 14/02/2009 03:10 - Canada

Today, we wrote Valentine's Day poems in class. I wrote a very depressing poem about how I was rejected by all the girls I like and how it hurt to be alone. When it was read to the class, they laughed and told me it was hilarious. Even the teacher. FML

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By Whoops - 03/09/2009 20:28 - United States

Today, I discovered the guy that sits next to me in class is actually a girl. Not only is that bad, but we had to write a paper about each other. I used the words "him" and "he", and read it to the whole class. FML

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By WhyIHateTeachers - 25/06/2015 03:49 - United States - Ormond Beach

Today, I submitted a poem for my English class. I had fun writing it, so I wrote a second which was not nearly as good. My procrastinator of a friend never did his, so I gave him my extra poem. Mine was given a 75% while "his" received a 93%. FML

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By CoolStoryBro - 29/03/2013 08:23

Today, while I was at work, I was on the verge of tears. My coworker asked what was wrong and I explained that I recently had to put my dog down. He then replied, "Cool story, bro. Tell it again." FML

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pleasetryagain 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 15:10

I'm sorry that people are too immature to figure that there are types of relationships outside of sexual, but I don't think the internet is the best place to plea your case.

wyld3fyr3 3

Thursday 29 October 2009 14:59

was it?

Comments

swimdiva 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 15:56

You shouldn't have f*d that dog! That was for you _fake_ :)

misspeg 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 15:59

don't they spell check fmls? OP spelled *********** wrong. smh

iwadasn 32

Thursday 29 October 2009 22:25

No, they didn't. It's **********, not ***********. Next time make sure you're actually right before you correct someone's spelling.

misspeg 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 16:02

*spelt

Ohnothingreally 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 18:15

No, you were right the first time. It's "spelled", and not "spelt".

_DeadPixels_ 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 19:54

I'm pretty sure I've seen it both ways. I'm from the UK and it would be spelt "spelt" - I think it just depends where you're from. ^_^

haweb 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 16:03

Well...it is a 'touching' story...

perdix 29

Thursday 29 October 2009 16:09

When you tried to type "Red Rover" but "Red Rocket" accidentally came out, your classmates figured it was no mistake.

toink 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 16:21

Advice Dog, be careful with this OP! D:

perdix 29

Thursday 29 October 2009 16:32

If you mentioned peanut butter in the story, we ALL know what you are about, even without taking that hoity-toity Creative Writing class.

lets_be_ian 5

Thursday 29 October 2009 16:40

damn... you just beat me to my comment... yours wasnt' there when I posted

lets_be_ian 5

Thursday 29 October 2009 16:38

you know, at least It's not cheating if you spread peanut butter on your balls and let your dog lick it off.... because its YOUR dog! was this in the story per chance? That may have been what tipped them off. ** nods to the first person to get the reference **

perdix 29

Thursday 29 October 2009 16:58

The OP's a girl. She'd just smear the peanut butter on her analagous gonads and let the dog go to town.

Super_Vegetto 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 16:50

An fml such as this one only proves that the downfall of fml won't be long now.

xx_irish_rose_xx 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 17:34

How old are? If it was in a middle school to tenth grade class then probably everyone is going to be really immature and would say something like that.