Work: Today, is Christmas day. Normally, I'd spend it with family....

By Anonymous - 25/12/2011 06:25 - United Kingdom

Today, is Christmas day. Normally, I'd spend it with family. However, my boss decided everyone has to work today, despite the fact that there's enough people who want to work to run the place. Apparently it's "fairer" if we all have to do it - except him. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2023 08:00 - United Kingdom

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By JunkDex - 23/12/2015 07:45 - Australia - Merrylands

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By Barstaff - 24/12/2009 11:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that I have to work Christmas Day. There's no public transport running and taxis are triple fare. It'll cost me more getting to work than I'll actually earn during the shift. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2021 19:02 - United States - Chicago

Today, I work in healthcare, and I was told that since someone quit I have to work Thanksgiving weekend, Christmas day, and all of New Year's weekend. This is after I was told, "Our workplace is a family." FML

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By Queenie - 26/12/2018 14:00

Today, my work's annual Christmas party is at 3:00. Everyone in the office is off work at 2:00, except me and the boss who is staying 'til 4:00. I have been informed the boss is leaving early today to attend the Christmas party, but I need to lock up when I leave at 4:00. FML

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By ProExist - 15/03/2019 21:00 - United States

Today, MLK Jr. Day, I was told that since my other co workers are on vacation, I have to be at work Today. No one else is at work Today...or on any other holiday. Also I am the only black person at my office. The irony, FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2013 14:27 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, my boss decided that a mug and a public 'thank you' were a sufficient substitute for a Christmas bonus. FML

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WTF just happened?

By Carnage23 - 22/11/2014 10:16 - Germany - Essen

Today, my coworker and I announced that we are spending our holidays together, because we both have kids. My boss then announced that he's coming with us. FML

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saIty 17

Sunday 25 December 2011 15:56

Santa will probably take a shit down your boss's chimney. Merry Christmas to everyone.

timbo1992 0

Sunday 25 December 2011 15:56

That's extremely selfish of him...I hope you got to spend some time with your family.

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lucaspop 0

Monday 26 December 2011 20:27

what a dick FYL!!!!

mbrooks5110 0

Monday 26 December 2011 21:51

At least you have a job. So many don't & can't find one.

yogi_bera 0

Wednesday 28 December 2011 4:41

Stop whining. I work most holidays, my fiancé worked a 17 hr shift Xmas eve, and day.

dansco 24

Wednesday 28 December 2011 8:26

Ring his wife and tell her he is having an affair/seeing hookers and he won't enjoy it either lol ;)

Dagnorus 0

Thursday 29 December 2011 14:38

Seen horrible bosses? Yea take a lesson there...

Colasnowman 0

Saturday 31 December 2011 21:47

what a ******* dick

kei1108 13

Sunday 1 January 2012 1:34

You should definitely quit. That's a horrible work environment and a terrible boss.

PinkFun1969 9

Monday 2 January 2012 19:06

Time for you to have told him to take this job and shove it!!!

mr_bad_ass_ 0

Wednesday 25 January 2012 3:20

Someone isn't getting a secret santa

DusktheKat 12

Wednesday 17 July 2013 3:05

THAT BOSS IS A TOTAL DONKEY HOLE!! RETARDIS!!

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