Today it hit me like a kick to the teeth that my grandma, my...

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2020 03:38

Today it hit me like a kick to the teeth that my grandma, my favorite person in the world, who passed away last month isn't going to be at Thanksgiving this year.

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