Health: Today, it's been three weeks since I started using a hair-growth...

By bear - 21/05/2012 22:47 - Norway - Bod?

Today, it's been three weeks since I started using a hair-growth shampoo in the hopes of combating my balding. All it's done so far is make the hair I do have monstrously bushy, both upstairs and down. FML

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Hairy situation

By Anonymous - 27/06/2020 14:03

Today, after taking hair growth pills and using hair growth medicated shampoos, I have not seen any different in my thinning hair. Can't say the same about the hair sprouting on my knuckles, chin, and toes. My pubes are very thick, silky, and luscious thanks to the treatment. I'm a woman. FML

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By Hairless freak - 23/09/2012 08:14 - United States - Fallbrook

Today, after weeks of dealing with a bad hair cut, my hair finally grew back to my preferred length. Today is also the day my roommate replaced my shampoo with hair remover as a prank. FML

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By bushwhacker - 05/03/2015 23:34 - United States - Wichita

Today, it's been almost two months that I've been taking hair, skin and nails vitamins. The only thing growing noticeably longer, faster, stronger, and healthier are my pubes. I've never sheared a sheep before, but I imagine the maintenance I just did was comparable. FML

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By leopard - 01/06/2018 19:00

Today, I was finally confident enough to buzz half my hair off into the style I've wanted since I was young. Turns out that I have a particularly large and angry-looking skin problem across my scalp that may well have been there for years. It'll take months to grow back. FML

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It's not permanent

By Anonymous - 20/08/2020 02:02

Today, I have really big insecurities, and the ONLY thing I like about myself is my hair. I got it permed yesterday, and just now I used shampoo on it, and my hair is falling out. All 12” of it. FML

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Hair-raising

By w…… - 18/05/2024 13:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I have alopecia areata and I constantly have reappearing bald spots all over my head. I cannot properly grow a beard, and one of my eyes has no eyelashes. However, my nose hair seems to grow at the rate of an old man on biotin. FML

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By anonymous - 03/04/2016 21:50 - United States - Gainesville

Today, I discovered that the vitamin I've been taking for hair growth actually works really well. Unfortunately, it only works on my leg hair. FML

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Natty dread

By why???? - 05/09/2022 08:00

Today, I’ve been growing dreads for two years after I lost my hair to chemo. After visiting my boyfriend’s family, we all contracted lice from the kids. Even though I did the shampoo and treatment, my locks are too coiled to effectively comb out all the nits. I have to shave my head again. FML

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Hair issues

By Blake - 26/08/2022 00:00

Today, my wife is angry with me because after she'd convinced me to grow out my hair, it exposed my receding hairline. I shaved my head to the same appearance as when she married me, so I could feel more comfortable with my own body. FML

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By eww - 27/10/2010 05:24 - United States

Today, my dandruff issue is so awful that even my eyebrows have dandruff. FML

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EnterSandman_fml 20

Tuesday 22 May 2012 2:07

Shrubbish! That product is complete shrubbish I must say.

Bagel09 11

Tuesday 22 May 2012 2:06

May want to trim the bush

Comments

daydreamer244 13

Tuesday 22 May 2012 2:34

Some people like a little bush.

digitaljunky 5

Tuesday 22 May 2012 2:36

Buy an Afro pick for your pubes!!

perdix 29

Tuesday 22 May 2012 2:38

Here's what ya do: Shave that shit downstairs and get a toupé up top. Next best is to shave your head and get a merkin.

missabbey 3

Tuesday 22 May 2012 2:41

Well I wouldn't use that kind anymore ;)

emilyhg 8

Tuesday 22 May 2012 2:42

Hey at least it worked upstairs

Calyx_fml 21

Tuesday 22 May 2012 3:13

Transplant your pubes to your head.

sumbum95 15

Tuesday 22 May 2012 3:13

Well you got what you wanted right?

ICastillo 24

Tuesday 22 May 2012 3:23

Dude chicks dig the '70's bush, so it's all good.

ICastillo 24

Tuesday 22 May 2012 4:27

Wait so chicks don't dig it?!?

ICastillo 24

Tuesday 22 May 2012 4:42

No wonder..........

aliciaanomalyyxo 12

Tuesday 22 May 2012 3:27

Oh my god who the hell cares!!!

unknown_user5566 26

Tuesday 22 May 2012 4:29

You obviously cared enough to comment. Just sayin'....

aliciaanomalyyxo 12

Tuesday 22 May 2012 6:21

Wow didnt see that one coming and by that I mean shut up

ICastillo 24

Tuesday 22 May 2012 6:24

Damn #110 do you want a hug?

ddrocker23_fml 0

Tuesday 22 May 2012 3:28

those things never work for your head there isn't a cure for that. just plain advertising of products that never work. you guys when she rinses the shampoo it slides to the pubic area. lol trim the bush haha.