Love: Today, it's cold and rainy. I would like nothing more than to...

By toobad - 29/11/2011 19:29 - Canada

Today, it's cold and rainy. I would like nothing more than to drink hot chocolate and watch a movie with the woman I love; the same woman who cheated on me and took the TV with her when she left. FML

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By syn1734 - 16/10/2009 17:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend called me and told me "she has a surprise for me when I got home" in a sexy voice. So, I hurried home only to find a note saying she left me and took my dog. Deeply depressed, I went into the living room. She took my TV also. FML

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Today, all I want is someone to talk to. The only person who ever responds is my ex-fiance who cheated on me. Multiple times. FML

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By oink401 - 05/11/2011 15:40 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2013 20:58 - United States - Raynham

Today, with 24 inches of snow on the ground, it is raining like hell. The weight of the snow, now full of rain water, collapsed the roof over my living room. I was eating cereal in my underwear, in the living room, directly under the failure. I'm cold. FML

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By sadguyme - 22/10/2012 07:31 - United States - Turlock

Today, on the first cold night of autumn, I realized I need a girlfriend because the only way I can stay warm is if I spoon with my dog. FML

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By boardAtTheHospital - 01/01/2022 05:00

Today, I'm home alone and it blows, especially since my wife has to stay at the hospital to get chemo, and I can't stay with her. FML

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By hurt - 14/03/2010 00:27 - United States

Today, finally accepting the fact that the love of my life has moved on, I took myself to a movie, alone, on a Saturday night. After buying the last ticket to a sold out movie and trying to find the only open seat in the dark, I sit down... right next to my ex-best friend AND my ex-fiancé. FML

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By really - 07/11/2014 00:30 - United States

Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he got up and said he needed to go home because he was tired and just wanted to relax and watch TV. That's what we were doing. FML

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Snap out of it

By Anonymous - 21/10/2024 22:00 - United States - Denver

Today, my significant other cares more about her drink and the TV than her kids and pets. FML

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mibrahim01 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 1:30

Was she cheating on you with the TV?

Philliesfan9391 3

Wednesday 30 November 2011 1:32

That's why they have television on computers now.

Comments

fishing12345 2

Friday 2 December 2011 1:45

How can you deserve this

jenn_and_art 0

Sunday 4 December 2011 0:07

If she did that, why would you want to watch a movie with her?

sadi27 0

Sunday 4 December 2011 18:33

Thts really sad

annoytanor 1

Monday 5 December 2011 0:42

Why would you still love someone who stole your tv?

BerserkGir 3

Friday 9 December 2011 3:29

That's a little byatch move

SGail101 2

Wednesday 21 December 2011 8:19

thats harsh, I feel for you, most FMLs I just laugh at but this one mad me really sad :(

jakepet10 0

Tuesday 31 January 2012 22:56

Sucks to be you

EMTchic 14

Thursday 11 October 2012 3:12

Well, hey, look on the bright side . . . You can still have that hot chocolate =D I'll bet IT won't cheat on you and steal your tv !

TurkeySlab 9

Monday 22 October 2012 4:01

At least you got the hot chocolate. :)

MatsumotoMania 13

Monday 11 February 2013 0:40

Do you own the TV? If so, I hope you reported her to the police, got her arrested, and pressed as many criminal charges as you could possibly apply! Please tell me you didn't just take all that lying down!