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Exactly! Why do so many people do things like this without locking their door?
1, nice Demi lovato pic lol. now, on to the real reason i came here... I forgot. hmm... oh! macaroni sales are increasing as we speak. momma bunny is not happy -.-
hey 1 your profile pic is... slutty.
isn't Demi lovato from disney???? ????????
...the ****? Someone... Please... Make it stop...
seriously
12 looks like she's having a strip tease fail! and 1's picture isn't actually Demi lovato, miss bunny was just calling her that cus she looks like demi. like when people call fat short tan people snooki... haha
#66- it's a losing fight and it's not yours. why get concerned? should you have better things to do???
actually guys, that really is a legit Demi lovato pic. it's not number 1's actual picture.
118- that is demi. maybe you should look closer next time ? and people who are complaining about people who fix grammar shouldnt even try to start a fight with them. for some people text language is really annoying. it can become a habit & you may even actually spell like that. so i give respect to those who correct grammar. & those who dont, go somewhere else.
I like your picture #1 :)
ooh that's where I rexognized her face yea that's Demi
LOLED HAHA yeah that sucks :(
@1 OP may not have locks. My house doesn't.
119, I could ask you the same question don't you have better things to do before jumping into something clearly don't know what you're talking about? I was not concern FYI I was trying to make a point and I do have better things to do btw, I'm not on this site 24/7 nor was trying to start a fight.
152, run-on sentence ? :P
not everyone has a lock
"Text" is not a language. It's an excuse for retards. You may use English, Spanish or even Chinese. Wen sum txt luser msgs me like tht, he jst dusnt get hired. Eventually, all the text kiddies will starve to death in the gutters holding signs that read, "cn u get me job for fud?" That day will be awesome.
I love reading arguments on fml more than reading the actual fmls themselves. ily all ty XD
nice photoshopped Demi Lovato picture xD
^ That's exactly what I was thinking!! That is just Demi Levato's head and some *****'s body!!
well she's hot!
I know this is a really old fml but I'd like to point out not everyone has locks on their bedroom doors (my door doesn't) and that even if it is their house parents should knock.
Not all doors have locks; mine doesn't
Not all doors have locks
Some bedroom doors don't have locks Like mine....
Saying text isn't a language isn't correct. That's like saying Southern grammar is incorrect, it's the English language with a different dialect. Look up text phrases in the dictionary and they're there. If a word is used by enough people it's in the language. people need to realize that languages CHANGE. Merriam-Webster: "Tracking Word Usage. To decide which words to include in the dictionary and to determine what they mean, Merriam-Webster editors study the language as it's used. They carefully monitor which words people use most often and how they use them." Also in the case of the often misspelled words on here "you're and your" my phone often changes them right before I send a message and I don't notice it.
Why is this an FML? If you didn't want to get caught I'm sure you could have done something to prevent it, like locks, wait until your mum is out or maybe not do it at all over the Internet?! Sorry for the rant I just get frustrated when I read pointless FML's that are clearly deserved.
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Totally funny.
hahaha that's cute....
lol that's not you.. but really what's the point on putting a fake pic on fml.. is it really worth it?
hate hate hate hatr haew hrew geis ksue jssiddjdgdisvjshdidj
Of course you're correct, but please don't make thread after thread about it; it's sort of annoying for the other users to see all the time.
You guys have played straight into Goose3's hands..
who has a bedroom lock? I wish I had one :(
funny you saying that because yer pic is of someone I know and she lives in the uk and her name is not Rebecca (:
71 please ur also fake
158, 71 had a real picture of herself up when she posted this comment. she recently changed it. however, I must say, your hair is ******* amazing!
I saw your pic on google. Why put up a fake pic?
I've seen this picture for years on google. The real guy has a dA and types like he has a brain.
158, the ****? why are you calling her fake? your picture is obviously the model, brookelle bones. (or however you spell it)
71- me and my best friend **** over emo dudes kissing!! and thats not strange at all......
At least she didn't see your boyfriend jacking off. Oh come on, we all know he was masturbating.
Hurr Hurr
Holy mother of ****!!! 93 has got some serious jugzzz.......ok I'm done kthnxbai!
It all depends on how far into the strip tease you got. :P Like, one sock wouldn't so bad.
i believe the fml said something about being midway to the performance
Im going on the basis that she only had 2 socks on..? :P
lol I like ur way of thinkin
^^ same!!
"Honey, you're doing it all wrong. Here, let me show you"
hi miss justlol
hahahahahaa that's great. at least she ain't mad??
Haha your mom totally got on the phone to call every tittybar in town, she's gonna pimp da hoe! We are in a recession people!
hahaha! that's a profession that's recession proof. smart mom
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Yes, that's sad but you should have locked your door hun :P
At least she didn't see your boyfriend jacking off. Oh come on, we all know he was masturbating.