Embarrassing, Alcohol, Allergies and Health: Today, it's my twenty first birthday. My biggest birthday surprise...

By Anna - 28/03/2012 01:08 - United States

Today, it's my twenty first birthday. My biggest birthday surprise was discovering that I'm alcohol intolerant, by vomiting my first beer all over my boyfriend's mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2011 00:26 - Reserved

Today, it's my 21st birthday. My parents' gift was a case of non-alcoholic beer, to "prepare" me for when I "turn 21." My parents can't even remember how old I am. FML

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By sadinmass - 13/11/2010 13:24 - United States

Today, it was my 21st birthday. I had a simple party with my boyfriend, with just a cake and a bottle of red wine. My boyfriend managed to get so drunk that he danced naked for 10 minutes, then told me I'm hideously obese but that he loves me anyway. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2018 14:00

Today, I woke up from celebrating my 29th birthday. I guess it's true that tolerance drops quickly as you age, because I stayed in and only drank a few beers with my husband and spent the entire day retching so hard I puked up blood. My partying days are definitely over. FML

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By Happy 20th! - 28/07/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, it's my 20th birthday! Happy birthday to me! My boyfriend threw a beer can through my back wind-shield after breaking up with me. FML

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By Aeare_ - 17/09/2016 04:15 - United States - Dixon

Today, it was my 21st birthday and I invited a handful of my best friends over. They all stood me up and I drank alone in my apartment. Happy birthday to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2013 16:32 - Senegal

Today, I threw a birthday party for my boyfriend. As a joke, my friend and I served him non-alcoholic beer to see how he'd react. After a while, he faked being drunk, using it as an excuse after I caught him making out with one of my so-called "friends". FML

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By thedd - 18/08/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends showed up at my house already drunk, so I had to be the designated driver. FML

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By Chase - 15/05/2017 18:00

Today, I turned 21 and had a huge party because I could finally drink legally. Got arrested for public intoxication. FML

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By Jigll - 13/10/2008 08:26

Today, during my beloved's birthday party, I had so much to drink that I puked all over the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2009 15:22 - United States

Today, it was my boyfriend's 21st birthday. Along with a pair of $80 shoes, I bought him a birthday cake, his favorite ice cream and a $15 balloon. I showed up to the party and he was very intoxicated. So intoxicated that he pops the balloon, drops the cake, and throws up all over his new shoes. FML

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pineapplefiend 13

Wednesday 28 March 2012 8:40

You hadn't drunk anything before then?

WCARlover 34

Wednesday 28 March 2012 8:42

.....HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Comments

danielmulvihill3 0

Saturday 31 March 2012 22:43

YDI. for being a lightweight

MollyRebecca 2

Sunday 1 April 2012 12:32

Oh dear

lunaticbeast_fml 0

Sunday 1 April 2012 16:34

You did not drink alcohol before 21?!

TheMystery13 13

Friday 6 April 2012 19:57

This is a GOOD THING. If that isn't an indictation that being drunk is a bad idea at any time at any age for any reason, then what the hell is? Skip the beer and get high on life.

blink_kid 32

Friday 10 August 2012 14:26

Maybe it's not intolerance, but lightweight-ism? :P

azhang1066 12

Monday 8 July 2013 23:16

You waited until you were 21 to try your first beer?

hurley12 30

Monday 30 March 2015 7:55

You seriously had your first drink when you were 21?

KingJiggleMuffin 15

Wednesday 27 May 2015 20:11

How has you never had an alcoholic drink before then? You're not one of those dumbos that believes that it's illegal to drink before you turn 21 are you?