By parisklutz - 20/10/2012 07:06 - France - Dounoux

Today, it was my first day in Paris. I've been saving up for five years. It was a rainy day, but I was determined to go see the Eiffel Tower. On my way, I fell down a slippery set of stairs and knocked both of my front teeth out. Now, I have the view of the Eiffel Tower from my hospital window. FML
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jemmers 13

Think of it this way, that's one view of the Eiffel Tower you'll never forget, and you have a story to go along with it. Sorry OP, that's a crappy way to spend your vacation.

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dijafe27 6

HAHAHAHAHAHA. Thank you *wipes tears away* I needed that

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mfischer 17

I hope you get a new paris of teeth soon.

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mowmowlife 21

*groan* I'm chomping at the bit to like, but it's rather tasteless. To OP, that would really bite. You need to brush up on your puns.

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Rosie_Posie43 12

I don't know what's worse. Falling down stairs during a vacation you saved up for 5 years for, or a "murder scene" from shaving your genitals....

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AH1Zviper 15

Hey. God. It's a salute to the comment above me. Chill FMLers.

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xrawritsashleyx 11

I wouldn't exactly say YDI cause you don't, but you should have just waited until the next day for sun at least.. Haha you would have probably enjoyed it better anyway

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perdix 29

While in Paris, you ought to go to the Arc de Fail and the Lousre Museum. Haha, just kidding, keep your chin up and smile! Ewww, wait a minute, make that a closed-mouth smile. Go see the Mona Lisa to see what I mean.

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Enslaved 36

Look on the brighter side, your room could have been on the opposite side of the hospital. (: At least you got a great view and won't have to sing the: RHCP the "Other Side" How long how long will I slide

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zecha_fml 1

You've been saving up for 5 years? But you leave 2 hours by train from Paris ... That's sad.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Go hard or go home! live*

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perdix 29

While you're in there, be sure to follow l'Hôpital's rule! Zut alors! Nerd alert!

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Enslaved 36

You saying 'Zut alors' now has me singing "The Little Mermaid" Les poissons, les poissons How I love les poissons [Zut alors, I have missed one!]

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RedPillSucks 31

Nerd alert is when you can describe L'Hopitals rule

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perdix 29

#26, nice try, RPS, but I won't fall into your trap, except to say the Guillaume de l'Hôpital would have appreciated Billy (Guillaume) Preston's "Nothing from Nothing" even if a slight rework of the lyrics would be needed.

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SammyS2012 21

L'Hopital's rule? As in calculus? I hate indeterminate cases -.-

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perdix 29

#45, if you have to ask, you are Nerd Lite. "Nothing over Nothing leaves Something, Provided that the derivative of the second Nothing is non-zero." It's going to take some work.

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DocBastard 38

That thuckth! I thintherely hope you feel better thoon. My daughter lotht her two front teeth, but it hathn't affected her tho much.

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Trisha_aus 15

Looks like it affected you though..kids are cute with or without teeth

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4Sharks 4

Shoulda seen it coming. It's the I Fell tower.

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