By Anonymous - 28/10/2009 21:22 - United States

Today, it was my wedding day. I gave a speech about the first time my wife and I met. I said I knew she was the perfect woman for me and it was love at first sight. I looked to my right as she stormed off and then realized I had told a story about my ex-girlfriend who was sitting in the crowd. FML
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Same thing different taste

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shan789mudge 0

I would be so pissed, that is just wrong.

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You are going to have a long a sexless life retard. If I had done somthing like that, my wife would have wanted to whip my ass, dig up my mother and grandmother's remains, and stomped THEIR asses for giving birth to an inconsiderate, brainless sumbish like me.

You must be vvveeerrrryyy dumb to be able to do that

Epic Fail I mean damn. what were you staring at your ex and getting googley eyes? I feel bad for your wife not your dumb ass. How could you not write down and practice your speach? Is your ex really an ex or are you still seeing her on the side? If you actually love your wife and not your ex hopefully you will spend a great deal of time to make this up to her and for her sake I hope you do. If you love the ex I hope she runs off with your best man

UWBeautyQueen12 0

OMG!!! If my future husband did that, I would leave him. Period.

wow that was smart of you :/. I feel sorry for the woman that WAS gonna marry you.

sounds like a friends episode. rachel and ross when he bout to marry emily lmao. FAKE!

perstephane 4

I hope this was during the ceremony and not the reception - easier to re-evaluate a marriage before it happens...