Relatable, Awkward, Babies and Work: Nervous

Nervous

By R…… - 28/10/2009 22:29 - United Kingdom

Today, at work, we were gathered to be told some bad news. One of our colleagues would be taking indefinite leave because his wife had dropped their newborn baby. I accidentally laughed at the image. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2011 23:38 - United States

Today, my family attended the funeral of an old family friend's baby, who died in childbirth. Afterwards, my husband went around snickering and quietly telling dead baby jokes to the other attendees. FML

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By wow - 15/04/2013 18:36 - Russian Federation - Saint Petersburg

Today, my husband of 6 years said in a grave voice that he had some important news for me. Jokingly, I said, "Why, did you get that cute colleague of yours pregnant?" He did. FML

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By jjjjjjmmmmm92 - 20/07/2010 23:08 - United States

Today, I was at work, when a co-worker began to shake a near empty box. Without thinking, I shouted "What if there was a baby in there? You just killed it!" I then remembered she recently suffered a miscarriage. FML

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Keep schtum

By Anonymous - 12/06/2020 08:08

Today, I found out I'm pregnant. Last week my coworker, who I sit next to 5 days a week, returned to work after bereavement maternity leave. FML

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News to me

By RBEE - 12/12/2009 18:02 - France

Today, my colleague rushed off to the hospital for the birth of his first son. Having met his wife at the Christmas party a couple of years ago, I called to congratulate her. Shame I didn't realize it was his mistress having the baby. Guess who broke the news to the wife. FML

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By spanishteach - 07/05/2009 14:50 - United States

Today, I told my students that I would be absent tomorrow because my wife was giving birth. They burst into applause... not to congratulate me on the new baby. FML

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By derbyboy - 19/10/2011 05:38 - United Kingdom

Today, at work, I misheard a customer telling me a story. To be polite, I did a slight laugh and nodded my head. She actually told me her mum had died. FML

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You deserved it 22 096

Heartless

By Zerofilter - 18/02/2022 18:01

Today, my coworker said her dog died. Without thinking, I tried to cheer her up and said, “Oh man, that’s rough. Get it? Ruff? Ruff ruff!” and giggled like a schoolgirl. Nobody laughed. My coworker burst into more tears. I have a Teams video meeting with my supervisor and HR this afternoon. FML

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The giggle loop

By Laugher - 31/12/2022 15:00 - United States

Today, my boss announced he will be taking bereavement leave due to his father passing away. For some reason I’ll never understand, I got the urge to laugh. I tried so hard to hold it in but it was very obvious. If looks could kill, I wouldn’t be able to write this. FML

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You deserved it 1 140

Busted

By Anonymous - 05/06/2012 18:47 - Brazil - Americana

Today, I was at work, reading some funny stories on my phone. Just as one of my co-workers decided to share that his father had passed away recently, I burst into uncontrollable, teary-eyed laughter at a story. They don't believe my explanation, and have branded me the office asshole. FML

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FailFoxtrot 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 1:38

Calm down everyone. Laughing when you shouldn't is an instinctive reaction to poignant situations. It doesn't make him a dick.

Person1233 12

Thursday 29 October 2009 1:25

Oh shit . I laughed too. Am I a sick person? D:

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Thursday 29 October 2009 1:22

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Duckasaurus 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 1:41

Hay babies are hilarious.

neonokku 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 2:08

the poor moms guilt but it is hilarious

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Person1233 12

Thursday 29 October 2009 1:25

Oh shit . I laughed too. Am I a sick person? D:

liveBabylon 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 1:59

I hope not cuz I giggled ;/

Jujube93 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 2:12

I giggled too. It's sad but still kinda funny.

Morgan Kwn 19

Saturday 15 September 2018 2:11

Hope not cos I giggled as well.... :/

americayay 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 1:26

Agreeing with 3 here. What the **** is wrong with you that you think that's funny? Clearly it ended pretty badly or no one be taking an indefinite leave of absence. What if the baby dies? You gonna giggle at that too? Best case scenario: the image in your head was cartoony. Still, it's called self control and respect for other people's feelings.

IgniteMe28 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 1:41

umm... hence the FML?

foolsangel 4

Thursday 29 October 2009 1:26

Man, that must have sucked. Hopefully you at least tried to hold back? I've had urges to laugh at inappropriate times but I held them back.

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Thursday 29 October 2009 1:30

Holy crap, OP. I've seen a lot of bad stuff on this site, but this was the first one that made me actually take the time to create an account to comment about how bad that is. congratulations: http://www.billionswithzeroknowledge.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/failwhale.jpg