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By anonymous - 20/02/2015 23:49 - United States - Paragould

Today, it was snowing but I had to let my dog out, so I picked him up and carried him outside. I slipped, landed on him and ended up breaking his leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2017 15:00

Today, I went on a hike. It had snowed the night before so I wore warm clothes. They didn’t help when I slipped and broke my leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2009 03:32 - United States

Today, it snowed. So, a guy I like and I decided to go sledding. I really wanted to impress him by going down the hill and casually slowing down at the bottom right at his feet. Instead, I crashed into him and broke his ankle. FML

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By Michael McMike - 11/02/2025 20:00 - Canada - Whitehorse

Today, as I always do when we get a lot of snow, I shovelled the snow off my elderly neighbor’s driveway. I slipped and fell into a snowbank, breaking my collarbone, and she had to call 911 to help me out because I couldn't snow angel my way up. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2025 11:00 - Canada - Eastern Passage

Today, while trying to pick up dog poo, I tripped and landed in the pile. FML

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By Slippin' - 17/11/2022 17:00 - United States - Steele

Today, I tried to walk on the sidewalk. Actually, it was so slippery that I had to shimmy across it. Then I shimmied too quickly and fell down. Now everything hurts. Maybe next time I should bring a sled. FML

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By Chris - 11/01/2010 13:43 - Ireland

Today, I jumped into a pile of snow which had built up against a wall. Turns out it wasn't snow but a pile of cement covered by an inch of snow. I now have a 3 inch cut along my leg and a sprained wrist from falling. FML

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By mraow123 - 30/05/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog but every time he looked like he was about to "go", he became uninterested with the spot and kept walking. I, following behind, tripped over a bump in the sidewalk and face planted. My dog then finally urinated, all over my aching body. FML

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By simple living - 29/04/2015 02:43 - United States - Austin

Today, my dog threw up on the tiled floor. I found out at 6 this morning in the dark when I slipped and fell in it. FML

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By Imnotfromhere - 05/03/2022 04:00

Today, my dog decided to take a poop at the top of an icy hill. Being a good citizen, I went to clean it up. Guess who slipped and wore the poop all the way down the hill… FML

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By WestboroBC - 03/02/2009 22:56 - United States

Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML

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Saturday 21 February 2015 14:20

Today I'm a dog, descendent of the mighty wolf that lives in wintery forests, a relative of the husks, the famous sled-dogs of the snowy northern lands. My owner thought I couldn't handle a bit of snow and decided to carry me to my toilet-spot. He slipped, fell on me and broke my leg. FML

rieebee 23

Saturday 21 February 2015 14:05

That's awful, hope he has a speedy recovery.

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pl0xs3rver 45

Saturday 21 February 2015 18:37

Out of curiosity, why did you carry your dog outside? Is it small and there is too much snow? Hope he has a speedy recovery

pinque 19

Saturday 21 February 2015 18:39

Was it a little dog or are you just a huge person ?

cappellaaa 23

Saturday 21 February 2015 18:54

awee poor pup!

hegchog12 18

Saturday 21 February 2015 19:23

Who carries there dog when it snows?

nyagemini23 22

Saturday 21 February 2015 19:41

Sorry that happened. How u don't beat yourself up about it too much. He will heal quickly.

karma_kicks_back 16

Saturday 21 February 2015 19:55

FYL for the vet bill and FYDL for the pain. At least the weather is right to stay in and comfort each other. Make sure to keep his leg warm if you can, that cold weather might make it ache more. Hope he heals quickly and comfortably.

veritoswty6 14

Saturday 21 February 2015 20:28

Poor dog.. You should be more careful

siggy_mcsigx 22

Saturday 21 February 2015 21:52

:/ I accidentally stepped on and broke my dog's leg when she was young, we were running together and she scooted under me. Worst thing ever, I get chills remembering her shrieks :( .