Work: Today, my boss told me to stop giving work to our college intern...

By IkeTheIntern - 18/09/2015 20:02 - Canada

Today, my boss told me to stop giving work to our college intern because it's an embarrassment to have someone who hasn't finished college working for him. This is the same boss who constantly brags about being a high school drop out. FML

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By Zubat - 15/07/2021 22:01

Today, my boss confided that he doesn't like having interns in the workplace, because he finds it insulting that someone who hasn't finished their education can do our jobs. My boss frequently brags about being a high school dropout. FML

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By tooefficient - 19/08/2019 22:00

Today, I was scolded by my boss, all because I can finish most tasks in a quarter of the time it takes him, and he doesn't want to be shown up. FML

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By trustyourfamily - 14/09/2015 22:56 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boss bragged to a coworker, in front of me, about how much money he saved on a project because he majorly underpays me. My boss is my dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2023 05:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my boss brought his son in as our new manager. This kid has zero experience in our industry and yet waltzed into a £75,000 job where his sole responsibility is telling me how to do a skilled job I started before he was born. Plus half the stuff he tries to tell me is incorrect. Cretin. FML

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By Greenskies - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Corneilla-del-vercol

Today, I was talking to my boss at the end of an awesome internship. He said he was really satisfied with my work, and that he had considered hiring me. Turns out he decided not to because I smile too much, and it freaks him out. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2016 21:36 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, my boss told me that people from work have been complaining about me. Apparently, I'm not doing part of their jobs for them, and the other manager sometimes does. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2016 05:41 - United States - Spring

Today, my boss got mad at me because I told her that I wouldn't be able to work two days out of the week, due to college classes. She then cut back my hours so much that I now only work one day a week. I got the job in the first place to pay for my college classes. FML

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By ChinaWillOwnUs - 27/08/2018 15:00

Today, I was warned that I was failing too many students and it had to stop, so I showed my boss all of the easy assignments a lot of students didn't even turn in. She told me to stop using so many "big words" in them. I teach at a four year University. FML

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By This_Is_Me1982 - 03/01/2011 17:51 - Canada

Today, I found out that my friend makes more money than I do. She's a high school dropout and working at a retail job at the mall. I went to college for four years to get my job. FML

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Genius

By cunting cuntface of a boss - 25/02/2014 20:42 - Australia

Today, I had to proofread a document my boss had written. When I pointed out that he spelled "college" as "collage" multiple times, he angrily accused me of trying to make him look stupid. This is the guy who constantly boasts about his "genius" IQ level to the whole office. FML

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Repethetic 25

Saturday 19 September 2015 14:55

wow, your boss is a dick

alexanderjoe10 17

Saturday 19 September 2015 14:56

Your boss doesn't seem very fair...

Comments

Repethetic 25

Saturday 19 September 2015 14:55

wow, your boss is a dick

Murilirum 23

Saturday 19 September 2015 21:05

Some bosses are pretty good at that.

Arkajion 14

Saturday 19 September 2015 22:38

sometimes being an asshole is the only thing they can do...

alexanderjoe10 17

Saturday 19 September 2015 14:56

Your boss doesn't seem very fair...

AutisticAbyss 10

Saturday 19 September 2015 14:57

What hypocrisy.

PennyLane27 32

Saturday 19 September 2015 21:20

If he'd finished high school, maybe he'd know what that word means!

C00kiesNcream 24

Saturday 19 September 2015 15:00

Most bosses are horrid because they seem to think since they pay you, you owe them your entire existence. But he's a hypocrite.

JHPugh 19

Sunday 20 September 2015 0:59

See how fast he may change his ways if people keep quitting because of his bullshit

Kaei 21

Saturday 19 September 2015 15:01

you're boss is so stupid omg

KingBobtheThird 16

Saturday 19 September 2015 20:30

Oh the irony :)

imnotc00l 10

Saturday 19 September 2015 22:40

Your*

derangedplanet 23

Saturday 19 September 2015 15:01

how ridiculous. more like **** the interns life.

WitEluded 13

Saturday 19 September 2015 15:07

High school dropout logic.

Grayness_ 26

Saturday 19 September 2015 15:11

Hypocrite up the ass.

thejonac 21

Saturday 19 September 2015 15:24

what an asshole

cooltatgar 31

Saturday 19 September 2015 15:29

"I dropped out of high school to be like Bill Gates and Steve Jobs, cool right!"

WitEluded 13

Saturday 19 September 2015 15:45

Except they both completed high school and some college...

keiNan_fml 35

Saturday 19 September 2015 18:39

they were Harvard drop outs not high school.

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