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By Stan017 - 28/03/2017 16:11 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, like everyday this week, I bought a Venti-sized Starbucks Latte. It's a one for one deal and I have no friends to share it with. I drank both by myself again. FML
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squizzlebee 19

Perhaps you could try and make some friends in Starbucks by offering them your extra drink? Couldn't hurt anyway!

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Mauskau 35

I wouldn't share my free stuff anyway, I got it for free, I earned it! ;)

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squizzlebee 19

Perhaps you could try and make some friends in Starbucks by offering them your extra drink? Couldn't hurt anyway!

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Shaeleigh Heather Smith 12

I was literally just about to say this! Great way to meet new people and make new friends.

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Mauskau 35

I wouldn't share my free stuff anyway, I got it for free, I earned it! ;)

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Dave_Davington 33

You. I like you. Not enough to share my free stuff with you, but I do like you nonetheless.

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Jatok 17

I would recommend drinking less coffee (overall, but I would accept you at least spacing these out by several hours).

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azouwa 26

are they still offering this deal? think I'll go get me a couple. :-)

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RichardPencil 30

So, you're slamming a quaranta (venti + venti = quaranta)?!?! You must be jittery as hell, and that prevents you from making friends.

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chessu 21

I'm in the same boat OP! I've had spare theatre and cinema tickets, coffees, gym passes and no takers! Wish I had some words of wisdom, but I don't. Maybe it helps to know that you're not the only one out there with this problem! As far as Starbucks goes, you /could/ just give it to a stranger and not drink two 'cause you have to'. It'll make their day either way!

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RockPrincess26 16

Starfucks sucks anyhow. People who drink it have dead taste buds.

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mariri9206 32

Could have just left it at "that's a latte!" trust me, I'm a barista and professional coffee pun sayer. I say puns at work all the time.

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iml1995 8

1 for 1 equal one for now and one for later. there is no sharing when it comes to coffee.

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OhPuhleeze 23

Some research indicates that intelligent people tend to stay alone; they can't deal with the drama the idiots seem to attract. You'll find someone to share soon enough.

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