Make believe

By somebodyelse - 17/08/2009 05:13 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML
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teriwhale 4

aw that really sucks : ( you should dump him!

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ram1212 0

yea it's ok dont's be nourvous and think positive

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lebeek 0

ouch, that sucks. dump him, or not. but there's always plenty of others out there that aren't going to look for you to pretend to be like one of the backstreet boys.

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monicamischief 0

i don't understand why you people are calling him a jerk, or telling her that she should dump him. it probably wasn't even an insult; it sounds as if he just wanted to roleplay :S

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ms_nobody 0

I agree this is not a FML...Roleplaying can be lots of fun, I think he is trying something new. Maybe she would like it if she tried it

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DameGreyWulf 0

Yeah, my first thought was that he was just suggesting roleplay. Many couples do it. Though I suppose it wouldn't be on FML if he didn't mean it more like "I'm going to pretend you're my ex" or something.... Unless she's just being a twit and purposely twisting the words so she can have an FML up.

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rachelbrianna25 0

twit? wowww... u must be old. LMAO!

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MadVlrus 1

Slightly drastic, #1, don't you think? -.-

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ugofficial 0

your a dumb kunt of a woman. he'd talking about role playing you ****

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shayyyyy 0

exactly what I was thinking

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hecuva 0

My boyfriend does the same thing a lot, well more he just talks about how he wants other people with us. Then after he says that he was just saying it in the heat of the moment and that he doesn't actually want it to happen. Or that he just wants me to sleep with them because he thinks it would be hot to watch... oi

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CL41RE 0

That's sucks, but I'm getting tired of all these 'hot and heavy' fmls.

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emilysanftwsom 0

Nah, don't dump him. I'm sick of all these whiny girlfriend FMLs. I hope he dumps you. EDIT: This was meant to be a reply to #1. :S

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fckinbowdown 0

you should have said ok and let's also pretend that you don't have a small dick!

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fjretsel 1

make him take it up the ass and ask him to say "holy smokes Batman"!!!!

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ram1212 0

i was reading magzine suddenly i have a idea came in the my mind i want to tell you only alone..........

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bubblemari 2

Lol, what a bitch thinking about another bitch when ur in bed with him! ha super *****

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redbluegreen 40

Did he try to call you Brittany? If so, it's really time to dump him and move on. He can't be helped.

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Anonanimal 0

i think he was just trying to spice things up... no biggy

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griffins33 4

Ya it's called roleplaying

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timtam24 0

yep, pretty sure reading this fml turned me on. i wish someone would say that to me.

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danielrp34 7

Only pretty sure? I ******* jizzed in my pants already.

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