Today, like everyday this week, I bought a Venti-sized Starbucks...

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By Stan017 - 28/03/2017 16:11 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, like everyday this week, I bought a Venti-sized Starbucks Latte. It's a one for one deal and I have no friends to share it with. I drank both by myself again. FML

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squizzlebee 19

Sunday 26 March 2017 12:04

Perhaps you could try and make some friends in Starbucks by offering them your extra drink? Couldn't hurt anyway!

Mauskau 35

Sunday 26 March 2017 12:09

I wouldn't share my free stuff anyway, I got it for free, I earned it! ;)

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babs22291 15

Tuesday 28 March 2017 20:34

You actually buy Starbucks? After their announcement of hiring over a 1000 "refugees" / illegals.

sdlr32787 18

Tuesday 28 March 2017 21:33

pretty sure that's a 2 for 1 deal, as in 2 for the price of 1

interesting33 36

Tuesday 28 March 2017 23:30

you must be wired right now!

6xrv 14

Monday 3 April 2017 8:43

Whenever they have BOGO offers, I always get two things for myself. You did the right thing.

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