Today, my 5 year old taught me the term 'Poseidon's Kiss', which... - FML

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By Tyrannosaurus Tess - 14/05/2017 02:00

Today, my 5 year old taught me the term 'Poseidon's Kiss', which is the splash back of toilet water that usually reaches your bum after a large poo. Well, Poseidon must really have the hots for me because today he kissed my chin... FML

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Jad123 15

Thursday 18 May 2017 15:49

I could see a Marvel movie being made about your chin and it's powers, but in all seriousness though, put a bit of toilet paper on the water to keep that from happening

Talented73 54

Sunday 21 May 2017 5:04

That must have been some dump you took!

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Jad123 15

Thursday 18 May 2017 15:49

I could see a Marvel movie being made about your chin and it's powers, but in all seriousness though, put a bit of toilet paper on the water to keep that from happening

Talented73 54

Sunday 21 May 2017 5:04

That must have been some dump you took!

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