Love: Today, my best friend and I broke up with our respective girlfriends,... - FML

By JPTK - 17/06/2012 16:08 - United Kingdom - Newark

Today, my best friend and I broke up with our respective girlfriends, so we could go on holiday and meet lots of new women. Instead, within a few hours, he got back with his ex, and they're planning their own holiday together. FML

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JPTK 1

Monday 18 June 2012 11:50

OP CLARIFICATION TIME!!!!! A *month* ago, me and my ex broke up as I was moving away, 3 days later she got drunk and had rebound sex with some guy. Talking to my best mate, he said we should go on a lads holiday around Europe to get over our exs etc. (He broke up with his around the same time). Y'know - meet some girls, work on our tan, drinks on the beach, you know the drill! Yesterday, when we were supposed to book, he told me he had to pull out as he'd gotten back with his ex and wanted to go on holiday with her. That is why FML.

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XxAnnie23xX 15

Monday 18 June 2012 0:10

You deserve it. Why break up with your girlfriend just to pick up other chicks? You're kind of an asshole.

Nutz101 7

Monday 18 June 2012 0:09

Why would you do that in the first place? It doesnt make any sense. YDI

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Rechee20 13

Sunday 22 July 2012 13:08

Smh'..

WillxClassic 1

Thursday 26 July 2012 5:58

Ur an idiot

C0N71NG3NCY 6

Monday 24 September 2012 23:11

It will only let me click YDI once...

reckless_blonde 5

Saturday 29 September 2012 6:47

What a nice best friend..

DaDivineDevil 11

Friday 26 October 2012 21:42

Hope she doesn't take you back. YDI

adi33 8

Wednesday 10 April 2013 8:08

YDI.

bigmillion08 5

Monday 3 June 2013 19:16

This guy isn't mad because his friend got back together with his ex, he's mad because he has no one to go on "holiday" with.

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