Intimacy: Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site... - FML

By The Sbeak - 13/02/2009 15:54 - United States

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Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

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supafly208 0

Friday 13 February 2009 18:10

hahahaha. wow... first of all, don't accept any drinks from him. and going to his room for late night "work" means you're gonna bleed from where you're not supposed to! :D and if you're at dinner and he asks you to toss his salad.... he doesn't mean the kind from a restaurant with ranch. BTW, have fun on your trip.

Dirk_fml 0

Friday 13 February 2009 18:06

swallow a fork dude.

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birdie013 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 9:53

that's ****** up

mrhept 0

Friday 20 May 2011 2:14

haha queer!!!!!

homieskillet 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 16:41

I'd. quit

FunwithBumperCar 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 20:52

Liz vicious google her

DestonB 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 18:45

haha lmao

pandm101 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 14:10

perfect chance for a promotion, go get some girls panties, and close your eyes.

rakuboi 3

Tuesday 14 June 2011 20:39

Is your boss hot? That's the real question.

Nfabes1 5

Sunday 19 June 2011 16:07

im sorry bu call the cops

dptscorpio113 3

Thursday 23 June 2011 0:19

so did your butt lose your virginainity haha

chicklets97 3

Saturday 25 June 2011 9:46

:)

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