By shinoza - 13/02/2009 15:02 - Malaysia

Today, for the first time in months, I got a call from a beautiful girl asking me what I was doing tonight. Then my battery died. FML
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Remegy 3

worse for her: i finally get the nerve to call this guy that i've had a crush on for months. He answers and we start talking. i ask him what he's doing tonight... then he hangs up. FML

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Crow801 0

Yeah man call here back and say ''I might be doing something tonight, but it depends. What are you doing?'' Then if she says nothing bam foot in the door, but if she does have someting going on. joke around about her actually going to hang out with you.

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mmeframboiz 6

Pick up the phone you pussy and call her back!! you ******* ****** ass bitch

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Rbuckyfuller 0

Borrow a friends phone. Work it out, you got this in the bag.

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OWELL09 0

UH WTF....CALL HER BACK..THIS ISNT WORTH BEING ON HERE

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captcool024 0

oh nooooooooo.. your battery died? thats just horrible! now try to stay with me on this one.. why didn't you just call her back? you have a phone that doesn't recharge? you dont know how the use a common wall outlet? jesus dude.

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G_fml 0

*69 come on now, call that bitch back, nonchalance is key.

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AlexC_fml 0

good, now you wont embarrass yourself and can concentrate on what the strategy is THEN call back.. the next day.

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Remegy 3

worse for her: i finally get the nerve to call this guy that i've had a crush on for months. He answers and we start talking. i ask him what he's doing tonight... then he hangs up. FML

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