By Myzyri - 08/06/2010 07:11 - United States

Today, my boss fired me because he said I was spending too much time surfing the internet. When I reminded him that my work computer isn't even networked, he said, "Oh, sorry, you're the one who takes too many smoke breaks." When I told him that I don't even smoke, he said, "Just go..." FML
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Myzyri tells us more.

I am the original poster. Several people (not from this website) suggested I sue. For $250, I got a lawyer to write a threatening letter to my previous employer. By the way, I worked in the accounting department for a beer distributor with about 80 locations in the midwest. The lawyer kept it vague since my employment was "at will," but did mention the Civil Rights Act hoping it might scare them a little since Civil Rights violations are bad for business reputations. Basically, I'd heard my old boss telling jokes about blacks, Hispanics, Polish people, etc. With me being Polish (half-Polish, but with a "ski" name), my attorney said it was the only possibility we had so long as we could get other people to say they'd heard him tell these jokes. It would show that he was prejudiced by nationality (national origin). I knew several of my co-workers had heard his jokes before and thought they were distasteful, but I wasn't sure they'd come forward since they were still employed there. We knew it was a long-shot, but for $250, I figured we'd try anyway and maybe they'd settle quickly and easily just to make me go away. I doubted that would happen, but I was thinking it was worth it if I could at least get a little money out of them to help my family make it through if I couldn't get another job for awhile. Anyway, the VP (the owner's son) actually called me to get details on what happened. I basically told him that my boss was always snotty with me and based on his jokes, it might be because I'm a "Pollack." Apparently, when my old boss filled out the paperwork for my termination, he wrote down that he fired me because of excessive tardiness (I have NEVER been late and, in fact, I was ALWAYS 30-45 minutes early even though I was salaried). I explained the situation from my perspective and the VP said he'd get back to me. Three days later, he called me and said that he personally looked into it. The electronic access cards we use to get into the building have a database that records when people come and go. It proved I had been EARLY and hadn't missed a day of work in the last 6 months (that's as far back as the records went). He said he also talked to my co-workers about my "level of character" and my old boss. Based on everything he found out, he fired my old boss for falsifying company documents (my termination papers). In the end, since I met all the qualifications for my boss's job, the VP offered it to me. It comes with a five year contract instead of "at will" employment and even better, it's a 20% pay increase. Finally, to seal the deal, they gave me an $8,000 signing bonus. I've decided not to sue and I start again on Monday! FML Rescinded.

Top comments

you can sue. they cant just fire you for no reason.

Dude, if you're for real... Then that was a win of epic proportions. Congrats on the promotion and showing that douche what happens when you mess with the wrong model employee.

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jakemg 0

true, but many states (like Illinois) have "at will" laws, meaning they can fire you for any reason, or for no reason. also, not sure if you've seen the news lately, but we have a bit of a jobs crisis going on around the world now. jobs aren't that easy to come by... still, op should walk into his boss' office with muddy shoes and tromp on his white couch, screaming, "**** yo couch, nigga...**** yo couch!"

eblondie 0

that's retarded. and illegal. you can't be fired without a just reason.

erinmadrigal 0

Well. Apparently he didn't like you.

depends on where you live. my state is what they call a "right-to-work state". despite the name, you don't exactly have a "right to work". you can be fired, quite legally, and you're employer doesn't have to justify it. didn't catch where op lives before I posted but that could be the situation (and btw I'm on my iPhone that's why I can't just scroll up and check).

Ascalon 2

Dunno. Her picture always struck me as a dude.

j3nn1987 0
Ascalon 2

I don't see how this actually calls for a lawsuit. You guys are fucktarded.

Well since they banned my account lets start this again. No one cares that you live in the projects, so don't get mad at me cause your poor. Oh and it's my table that I built so your just retarded for that comment. Learn to spell also, talking about maturity, obviously your not mature enough to spell shit right. I go to college not collage that's a form of art you ignorant poor douche. Go cut your wrists with your girlfriend up there.