By littlespoon - 04/02/2010 08:40 - United States

Today, my girlfriend decided it would be a funny idea to spray me with a hose while I was holding a kitten, showing her how cute we were. Needless to say, now I'm covered head to toe in cat scratches. FML
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TryToBeKind 0

Your girlfriend is either a b**ch, or she is very thoughtless. I would keep this over her head for a long time

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swagga0n1oo 0

maybe she is giving you a sign that she wants her "pussy" wet lol!

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george456 0

YDI for saying "Needless to say" then saying it anyway. jk, op that sucks. FYL

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stickwoman 0

where's my comment? I demand to be answered :) I worked so hard to be first and my comment's been removed for some reason :(

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stickwoman 0

anyone? Where's my first comment? Or am I the only one who can't see it?

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slice_of_fried_g 0

this^ If it was truly needless you wouldn't say it. This is just one of the trillion reasons I can't read mlia anymore. Also, op, your girlfriend's nuts, heh.

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MINDKONTROLLED 0

I am the girlfriend! and what my gf left out was that she was standing behind a closed window; i did not get them wet! The kitten was just startled! IDI for not thinking, but I didn't actually get them wet! And i cleaned her scratches too! PS. for all you silly confused hillbillies who cannot wrap your head around the concept of a same sex relationship-yes we are gay. DUH

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killerviral 0

first and that must suck and sting

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stickwoman 0

I'm first again. I beat you to it twice. Sorry again :(

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stickwoman 0

sorry that comment was meant for the person above you. Stupid iPhone

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stickwoman 0

I'm first again. I beat you to it twice. sorry again :(

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Shady_R 0

No your not. FYL, get a real one.

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girlygirl666 0

@ stickwoman-Who the **** cares?!

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TryToBeKind 0

Your girlfriend is either a b**ch, or she is very thoughtless. I would keep this over her head for a long time

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Pmm368 5

No, girlfriend...the OP said girlfriend and yes, OP is a woman.

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Jimboom 11

It only classes as funny if she had a camcorder to capture the whole thing and then later put on youtube. Otherwise you owe her a punch in the ovaries!

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roadie42 21

Poor you. Poor kitten. Yep, she's definitely a keeper.

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swagga0n1oo 0

maybe she is giving you a sign that she wants her "pussy" wet lol!

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hellokittywhore 0

15th lol jk my boyfriend did the same, the kitty was never the same again

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