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By raebelle - 02/06/2011 17:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I went shooting. While I was showing him how to properly hold and adjust a rifle, he accidentally pulled the trigger. The gun kicked back and hit me in the face, breaking my nose. FML

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By AquaRevolver - 25/05/2009 10:35 - New Zealand

Today, me and my girlfriend went paintballing. I made sure we were on the same team, so I could protect her and be manly. The first time she got shot was by me, I shot her finger. It broke. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2011 03:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was buying a new hockey stick; to test it out he started hitting a ball around the aisle and decided to shoot it back into its bin. Instead the ball hit me dead in the mouth, giving me a fat lip. Instead of consoling me, my boyfriend yelled "GOAL!" FML

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xGabri3L 3

Thursday 2 June 2011 23:16

Pow, right in the kisser!

Zomg_Okay 26

Thursday 2 June 2011 23:31

He hasn't the slightest ******* clue about real firearms, he clearly DOES play Call of Duty...

Comments

somber_star 9

Friday 3 June 2011 3:50

Seriously, part of me just wants to say YDI for trying to teach someone the basics with a LOADED weapon. And if you were dumb enough to start there, every rifle has a safety. Or here's an idea, you demonstrate and then hand him the gun... getting snuggly over instructions is for billiards, not firearms.

Bobdoleomega 0

Friday 3 June 2011 3:51

YDI for explaining on a loaded gun you idiot

joxynn 2

Friday 3 June 2011 3:57

YDI. No one likes a know-it-all.

mledet 0

Friday 3 June 2011 4:15

why are you with a guy that can't shoot a rifle??

schmelia 10

Sunday 5 June 2011 23:39

Please refer to comment #150 and get your head around the fact that we live in the 21st Century.

lol32360 0

Friday 3 June 2011 4:24

u were shooting animals????!!!?? YDI

Xx_Dakota_xX 1

Friday 3 June 2011 4:24

good point lol

brunettegurly 0

Friday 3 June 2011 4:25

at least he isn't shoot you..

tada1234 0

Friday 3 June 2011 4:25

if anything, he should be the one showing you how to shoot

gonphisting 5

Friday 3 June 2011 4:26

why wasn't the safety on would be my first question

_Oblivion_ 12

Friday 3 June 2011 4:35

Im curious as of y the hell would u have ur face right against the butt of a rifle or right in front of the barrel, AND whilst a minor is holding it AND why the hell was it loaded. ive shot high caliber rifles, i know how good they kick and u better be damn sure ur face is in the right place. u can easily get a red ring on your eye from the scope on a .30-06. Just sayin, rifles arent something u can play with. was the rifle a remington 700 by any chance