Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex in his car....

By JayFri - 06/06/2011 17:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex in his car. He got out of the car and moved to the passenger seat with me. As he shut the door, it slammed against my fingers, breaking one of them. He then asked if we could still have sex. FML

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By manymisfortunes - 04/10/2014 05:43 - Canada - Lachine

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have a quickie in the car. We had left a window open so it wasn't too hot, and I was holding onto the edge of the window, fingers hanging over. In the midst of it all, my boyfriend managed to close the window by hitting the button. My finger is broken. FML

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By fungettingdressed - 12/10/2010 12:57 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my fingers got stuck between the wall and headboard. Screaming, he thought I was enjoying the sex and kept going even harder. I have 3 broken fingers. FML

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By kaylashay2k13 - 17/05/2016 14:18 - United States - Mission

Today, my boyfriend was trying to tackle me to the bed when we heard a loud pop. The pop turned out to be him breaking my pinky finger. FML

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By Z - 03/07/2010 19:26 - United States

Today, after a large, dramatic fight with my girlfriend in a parking lot, we stopped arguing altogether and hugged, dropping the issue. Twenty seconds later, I accidentally slammed her hand in the car door, breaking two of her fingers. FML

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By oops - 08/08/2011 18:11 - South Africa

Today, my boyfriend opened the car door in a very kind and loving way. What wasn't so kind and loving was that my hand was still half-way when he closed it. FML

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Cramped

By chelse_elyce - 21/01/2015 04:10 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in his car. We were in the front seat and I was on top. My ass hit the horn and scared my boyfriend so bad, he jumped, causing me to hit my head so hard that I swear I got a concussion. FML

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Sensitive snowflake

By onepussytwopussy - 07/03/2014 19:47 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML

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You deserved it 26 486

By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 22:18 - United States

Today, driving home, my girlfriend and I decided we were finally going to have sex. We got in the backseat, then I opened my condom to find it was already broken. We ended up playing connect four instead. FML

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You deserved it 5 684

Pick your moments, dude!

By Anonymous - 11/10/2019 00:01

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic night. As we were having sex, he decided to say, "Look mom, no hands!" and it totally ruined the mood. FML

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By Darcy - 26/10/2011 06:58 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML

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MyHandIsADolphin 0

Monday 6 June 2011 23:07

You still should have :3

BWill9014 4

Monday 6 June 2011 23:18

Wow 2, *you're... smart too

Comments

BB_ava 0

Monday 6 June 2011 23:12

well you can't ********** with that hand anymore... so...

mismonroe 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 4:04

That's THE most valid point anyone has made.

eminemchick 19

Monday 6 June 2011 23:13

i say yes to the sex. no to fingering.:)

BB_ava 0

Monday 6 June 2011 23:14

#8 already said this? *sigh*

eminemchick 19

Tuesday 7 June 2011 0:27

if i was aware i wouldnt have said it. u see a repeat comment then get all pissed?

BB_ava 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 1:04

not pissed. Just don't see why you didn't read other comments before posting.

NAU_future 7

Tuesday 7 June 2011 3:54

the time difference between comments at least as shown on my iPod is 5 min. It is entirely possible that 8's comment was not shown at the exact moment that 14 made their comment. Please try to look at context clues before jumping down someone's throat next time. If you hate repeats that much ignore it and move on.

eminemchick 19

Tuesday 7 June 2011 3:56

yeah, i hadnt seen it.:P

BB_ava 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 5:06

116, nup. I've been lurking on this FML and this spongebob guy posted his comment about five minute after the other one.

NAU_future 7

Tuesday 7 June 2011 7:02

I realize this, and believe I stated that as the reason why spongebob guys comment was a repeat due to not being able to see the comment when it was first posted.

eminemchick 19

Tuesday 7 June 2011 13:31

im a girl...XD And whatever haha i didnt see it im telling you

Bams430 0

Monday 6 June 2011 23:14

wow lol did u say yes?!!

Leetswaglordmaybe2 9

Monday 6 June 2011 23:15

that man has his priorities straight; you know how to pick them

Floodan 0

Monday 6 June 2011 23:17

note, never break a girls fingers. it ruins the moment.

MurphyS94 4

Monday 6 June 2011 23:26

Wow, what a mood killer...

im_awsome 2

Monday 6 June 2011 23:30

it's true yu don't need yur finger for sex, but after he broke one of them he still expect yu to **** him.

AJG1997 0

Monday 6 June 2011 23:30

ummm man whoar.

TalkinSmack 6

Monday 6 June 2011 23:44

if ur gonna "dis" someone, atleast learn how to spell...

Aleefth 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 0:09

36 - you're is spelt Y O U apostrophe R E not "ur", if you're going to correct someone at least be an example yourself.

spazmattic 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 0:25

^ run on sentence missing a comma.

smellymellyy 7

Tuesday 7 June 2011 0:36

Isn't it diss not dis?

smellymellyy 7

Tuesday 7 June 2011 0:36

Isn't it diss not dis?

imosim 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 0:44

I just made an fml account to call 52 a ****** e troll gay boy with no balls. ******* grammar troll no respect for fags like you going around trolling peoples gammer on a website because you have nothing better to do. go **** yourself.

mismonroe 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 1:25

STFU, all of you. Stomach cramps from laughing!

Hotlanta 5

Tuesday 7 June 2011 1:43

#61 it have a comma after "ur". there for it's not a run on sentence....

Hotlanta 5

Tuesday 7 June 2011 1:44

has** not have

mismonroe 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 1:47

Getting technical, there should be a . or ; in between.

rockefoe 6

Tuesday 7 June 2011 8:15

hahaha @#61

spazmattic 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 9:58

"If you're going to correct someone (,) at least...". everyone see it now? there for? or Therefore? I love FML. :)

thecovert 7

Monday 6 June 2011 23:35

What a biatch. She had a broken finger. That doesn't fill no hole!

AmandaDestroys 0

Monday 6 June 2011 23:38

HA. I woulda said yes (;

blahman52 2

Monday 6 June 2011 23:59

will you be my girlfriend ? lol (j/k)

AmandaDestroys 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 0:14

haha I've already broke my finger before :P so ha!

unstableblkman 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 0:51

why jk she is pretty sexy her self

MrMan27 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 1:02

that's my type of girl ;)))

MrMan27 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 1:03

that's my type of girl ;))

mismonroe 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 4:06

Soooooo... it can't be broken again...?

AmandaDestroys 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 4:24

well guys thanks for callin me sexy and your type of girl(: nice forms of flattery haha and I guess you could break my finger again but it dont prefer it to be broke again haha.