By treegirl - 26/07/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tree!" He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML
I agree, your life sucks 585
You deserved it 116

Comments

He ate your hair, but not your pussy? Weird

I love your boyfriend! On the plus side for you, you now get to tell him he has two vaginas and see what he things about that.

KrazyKatz3 26

Are you dating my ex...? ???

He sounds EXACTLY like my ex 😂😂