Intimacy: Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday and I saw he was logged...

By Anonymous - 26/07/2009 13:05 - United States

Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday and I saw he was logged in on ooVoo. He sent me a request to video chat so I decided to take off all of my clothes to surprise him. Little did I know, his entire family was at his house and at the computer because he, "wanted to show them what a great girlfriend I am." FML

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By jane smith - 01/07/2010 12:11 - Australia

Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday, and I thought I'd surprise him after work by wearing nothing but a smile on his bed. As I heard someone come in, I had a huge smile on my face. Turns out it was his dad and all his friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2010 04:19 - United States

Today, I decided to try and seduce my boyfriend of 2 years. He was on his laptop, and while he was on it I took off my shirt and bra, and gave him a hug from behind. What I didn't know was that he was video chatting his father the whole time. FML

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By Jssceli09 - 18/12/2009 08:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were using our Skype accounts for the first time. He went to the restroom and I thought that I'd surprise him with my clothes off for when he came back. I heard him walk back into the room so I got into position. It wasn't him. It was his mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2017 05:00

Today, my boyfriend got back from a long wrestling tournament. As a nice surprise, I decided to give him a little show over FaceTime. As soon as I stripped down into my bra and underwear, he paused the screen and started surfing the internet for new shoes. FML

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Sexy surprise

By perfectmoment - 10/10/2009 22:22 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend called me and told me he wanted me to stay the night. I decided to wear my sexiest outfit for him so I put on my kinky nurse outfit and drove over to his house. I let myself in his front door, to which I found 40 of my closest friends staring at me for my surprise birthday party. FML

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By nnnaaazzz - 24/10/2009 12:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2009 08:39 - United States

Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML

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By iamnotfat - 06/02/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML

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By maddiee. - 21/10/2010 15:20 - Indonesia

Today, I was on Skype with a guy I really like, in the living room. My dad saw that I was on video chat, got undressed, right down to his bright green y-fronts, and then started dancing behind me. My crush saw it all. FML

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Happy?

By SURPRISE - 10/06/2009 00:13 - Canada

Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. To surprise her, I told her that I was going away on business, and could not be there on her birthday. When I show up at her house to surprise her with a present and cake, she opens the door in her underwear, beside a man in his boxers. She was surprised. FML

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genius_man16 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 20:16

I think you showed them just how great of a girlfriend you were. Mission accomplished it seems to me.

MusicMan7187 3

Sunday 26 July 2009 20:13

lol YDI for not waiting to see who's at his computer before the clothes come off

Comments

MusicMan7187 3

Sunday 26 July 2009 20:13

lol YDI for not waiting to see who's at his computer before the clothes come off

picky_and_bitter 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 21:03

but he should've at least warned her. What if she wasn't wearing a nice outfit, or the room she was in was a mess. He's gotta give her a heads up.

newbzoors 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 21:06

I was about to give this a YDI but i think you are right. The video chat involves her, not just him. He should have given her a warning

Shyman4ever 0

Monday 27 July 2009 6:59

I put YDI for this comment made me change my mind.

chocoLIFE_fml 2

Tuesday 28 July 2009 2:14

i know YDI because what #1 said and it might have been someone else on his account...

tiffy_gurl 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 8:09

that's very much true

_BedSpread 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 17:43

Exactly.

imfrikknbad 0

Monday 14 June 2010 23:09

I don't see the problem here you Sound like a good girlfriend to me

Laxer21 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 4:11

youvare a great gf

fckinbowdown 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 22:07

well I think you definitely gave him and his family proof that your a great girlfriend ;)

Nbrandwine 7

Saturday 11 February 2012 17:27

But if the family was right there, how would he have said it," Oh yeah don't get naked infront of me, my family is here." it would just sound weird xD

shyeahh_fml 19

Friday 7 December 2012 4:05

But he wasn't expecting her to do that. Even with family present, he could have casually sent a "Hey, I'm going to call to show you to my family" sort of message so she had a little warning, like previous commenters have stated.

blobxmaster13 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 20:15

LMFAO.

baby_love 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 22:12

at least now they know you're a great gf :)

awdorable 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 23:19

# 56- You took the words right out of my mouth :)

Ana_Aryani 0

Monday 27 July 2009 0:50

what # 69 said :D

Vapourstreak 0

Monday 27 July 2009 4:12

@56: exactly.

audax 0

Monday 27 July 2009 6:32

@56 Amen, bro!

cRothabeast 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 0:22

all i can say is: mission accomplished

genius_man16 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 20:16

I think you showed them just how great of a girlfriend you were. Mission accomplished it seems to me.

tinyphreak 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 20:25

Exactly what I was about to say. xD

CyclonePsycho 1

Sunday 26 July 2009 20:31

Young_Sparta 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 20:54

like the genius said, mission accomplished

krazygirl100 9

Wednesday 27 April 2011 7:30

ya great girl freinds always try to be sexy

emovampire 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 20:17

Wow, so what do they think of you?

islaphippos 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 20:19

holy shit do you have a sister?

zeos 0

Monday 27 July 2009 18:56

Are you asking because her sister might also be easy, or cause then she could say it was her sister...? Either way, nice thinking xD

midnighthammers 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 20:21

at least his dad will appreciate you.

GreyMatter89 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 20:50

Maybe his brother too :P

buddy51 23

Sunday 26 July 2009 23:42

Maybe his sister and his mom- Polysexual families are hawt!

xHaniffax 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 20:24

That's such a slag-ish thing to do YDI

pyroanarchist23 0

Monday 27 July 2009 1:09

oh shut up you damn prude

MR_OHCRAP 0

Monday 27 July 2009 11:17

Looks like #7 no kissy kissy too much, huh?

krazygirl100 9

Wednesday 27 April 2011 7:31

i just finished my fav anime inuyasha im watching bleach and need more show ideas

fmyfylx3 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 20:24

lol. that sucks. D:

krazygirl100 9

Wednesday 27 April 2011 7:34

worse then me finishing all episodes of inuyasha btw need new ideas for shows like inuyasha comment and tell me

omigawdd 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 20:24

ummmmmm......... YDI wait till u know hes the only one there, it coulda happended before to with his friend or something..... next time just go to his house and give him some birthday sex instead !! xD :P :P:P