Love: Today, my boyfriend asked me out to dinner, which we never do....

By Anonymous - 08/10/2009 19:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me out to dinner, which we never do. While at the restaurant he gets down on his knees, looks me in the eyes, and pulls out a little box. He opens it and inside is a note that says 'We're Done.' He then leaves me at the restaurant with the bill and the $2.00 box. FML

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By Brianna Michelle Ferrell - 21/09/2019 20:00

Today, my boyfriend took me out to a fancy dinner. Halfway through, he said he wanted to break up. I started crying, but the whole restaurant thought he'd proposed, and started clapping. FML

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By Storm - 23/09/2011 03:05 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML

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By Clementine - 27/11/2012 11:36 - Australia - Saint Kilda

Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. After dessert, he went to the bathroom so I quickly called the waiter over and paid the bill, thinking it was a nice gesture. When he returned, he broke up with me for "emasculating" him. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2023 06:00

Today, my fiance's divorce was finalized and we went out to dinner to celebrate. I stepped away to use the bathroom, then came back to a note on the table saying, "I'm going to enjoy single life, thanks!" He left me with the bill. FML

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By Stuck - 15/07/2009 04:01 - United States

Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML

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By Anon - 13/03/2016 00:13 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/02/2010 11:28 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I have been crushing on for 2 years. At the end of the date he tells me that he is moving away and as his going away present, I could pay for dinner. FML

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Say it ain't so, please

By Kali - 13/10/2019 04:00

Today, I went to go meet my boyfriend at a restaurant to tell him it just wasn't working out. Before I could do so, he proposed. I had to tell him no, so he started to cry and ran out. Everyone looked at me like some kind of monster. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2016 15:31 - United States - Middleboro

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML

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By reserved - 22/10/2012 09:01 - United States - Paso Robles

Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML

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akiro525 3

Thursday 8 October 2009 23:12

what a jackass

Ligerie 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 23:13

Why would he try that hard to be mean? Did you cheat on him?

Comments

blondie2476 9

Sunday 21 April 2013 9:49

You should have said something along the lines of, " oh thank god I was gonna break up with you anyway but thank you," and then go make out with some random guy in front of him

Elizabeth_Scholt 18

Monday 18 November 2013 6:43

So sorry, miss. :( Men can be so heartbreaking. :/

doglover100 28

Monday 3 March 2014 21:24

That is messed up.

tarbaby6193 6

Friday 30 May 2014 16:37

One of the funniest fmls I have ever read

Skylae 14

Tuesday 3 June 2014 20:47

Well he's childish

bman54950 15

Thursday 18 September 2014 11:59

******* LOL sorry OP either he was a douche or you deserved it but at least its a good story for the grandkids one day yeah?

thecman25 14

Friday 12 December 2014 0:05

What is wrong with you guys maybe OP did something to the guy to make him break up with her that way

snazzymcwho 21

Wednesday 25 February 2015 17:48

Better off without that loser. What kind of douche never takes his gf out?

Roseberry3 12

Thursday 19 March 2015 2:57

Wow. Take heart... He has to live with himself.... It is an awful curse to be him! I am sorry he hurt you so,badly on the way out. See a therapist. Find a good one. I doubt that this is the first hurtful thing he did to you. It will help you heal and put it behind you. If you ever need to talk.... Message me.