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By ktinanic - 30/12/2011 17:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, severing all forms of communication but one: Words With Friends. FML

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By wtf - 26/08/2012 05:03 - New Zealand - Invercargill

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by picture, during a game of Draw Something. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2013 20:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I canceled my Gamefly account. Seems that was the only thing keeping us together. FML

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By rotezora - 02/09/2012 12:44 - Switzerland - Basel

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 12:17 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML

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By mish - 22/09/2013 20:41 - United Kingdom - Leominster

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML

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By itsover - 11/12/2010 05:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Facebook. I don't even have Facebook. My friends had to tell me. FML

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By Games - 20/07/2021 01:59

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML

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By hmacy - 01/10/2017 01:30

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML

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By Emily - 17/12/2011 17:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via the medium of free-style rapping. FML

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By Canadagirl - 24/08/2017 01:30

Today, my boyfriend of seven and a half years broke up with me. By text message. FML

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bananaa11 0

Saturday 31 December 2011 2:02

You should make all your words insulting :)

Cali_Girl_Jess 3

Saturday 31 December 2011 2:04

Same thing happened to my friend, except after a couple of turns he resigned with "what's the point of playing words with friends if we're not friends?"

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donkeyleader1 4

Tuesday 3 January 2012 7:55

Sounds like that...spells disaster for your relationship

chynadollc15 0

Tuesday 3 January 2012 18:42

omg me too!!!! my ex broke up with me and we still play wwf daily!

swkid611 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 6:37

What a jackass.. He's not a man

Francescamariexx 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 23:32

okaaay..whats words with friends?! haha maybe its because this is an american thing & im english, or maybe im just not up to date with the world haha

fewf 5

Thursday 19 January 2012 2:15

Have to give him credit, it's a little creative but very f'ed up!

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