Love: Today, my boyfriend came home, chugged a beer, and passed out...

By LadyDean - 29/11/2011 08:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came home, chugged a beer, and passed out in our bed without saying hello or goodnight to me. I've been on vacation for a week and was hoping to cuddle. But no, if I try to touch him, he hits me and growls. FML

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By anon - 20/08/2012 05:00 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my boyfriend got a hotel room with a jacuzzi, drinks, and tickets to Six Flags for my birthday. He is currently passed out drunk on the other side of the bed, cursing me out in his sleep. FML

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By Johna Richardson - 30/07/2017 20:00

Today, after my boyfriend ignored me for hours playing video games, he gave me some attention for a little bit. When I tried to run my fingers through his hair, I missed and punched him in the face. FML

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What happened?

By ....ew - 05/04/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, after a short trip out of town, I came back late at night to the yard clean, the house swept and mopped, all the laundry done, and my son asleep. I was thrilled with my boyfriend, until I found him passed out, covered in spilled beer and piss. FML

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By bruised - 11/04/2016 07:26 - United States - Novi

Today, I lay in bed reflecting on my fiancé's complaint about my lack of displays of affection. I felt terrible, so I rolled over and hugged him in his sleep. He's a fully trained martial artist and his immediate reaction was to try to snap my neck. FML

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Waste moment

By Anonymous - 10/02/2020 20:00

Today, I went out drinking with my friends and my boyfriend met me there. We decided then to come home and planned an intimate moment. I got on top of him and went to kiss his neck. Next thing I know, I fell asleep right before we started. FML

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Too on the nose

By Anonymous - 19/07/2021 16:03

Today, my boyfriend was trying to describe his feelings. I asked him if he felt any emotions other than "anger." He went to get a beer and never came back. FML

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He prefers the dog

By Anonymous - 19/11/2019 14:00

Today, my boyfriend kicked me out of bed so the dog could get under the covers. FML

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By me - 27/10/2010 12:36 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend elbowed me in the eye while we were sleeping. His excuse: "You shouldn't have stayed over." FML

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By Amy (grossed out) - 27/04/2014 13:43 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, my long-distance boyfriend got extremely drunk and insisted that we left the Skype call on all night so it was like I was there with him. I woke up to the sound of him vomiting loudly at 3am. FML

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By Yes - 24/11/2009 16:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me to come over because we "needed to talk." Going down the stairs, I tripped and fell. I woke up from unconsciousness with a hurting leg and my boyfriend standing over me. Just as I was about to smile and ask for a kiss, he said, "Maybe we should take a break" and left. FML

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cradle6 13

Tuesday 29 November 2011 15:52

And you're with him because...?

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 29 November 2011 15:59

Growls? That's what you get for dating a dog.

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spp87 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 7:18

He's tired from working all day to pay for your week long vacation

Thundercleese 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 7:59

FML is for people whose problems can't be solved by uttering one simple sentence. "I'm dumping your lazy drunk ass," for instance.

singinalto 1

Wednesday 30 November 2011 8:52

You deserve it if you stay with a man that horrible!!!

psetterl 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 9:18

take a real vacation and throw him and his stuff out.

Michael_92 20

Wednesday 30 November 2011 11:02

Yea umm I wouldn't ever do that to my gf...thats just so bad. More importantly why would I stay home when she was on vacation? Makes no sense to me.

mixmaster647 2

Wednesday 30 November 2011 11:36

Do you deserve someone like that??

whosurdaddy123 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 12:42

Well ive got a solution to all your problems, r u ready, alright ............................................. GNARLAND!!!!

BlazingFire 4

Wednesday 30 November 2011 12:57

I would grab a video camera and video cam him growling and hitting then put it onto youtube LOL

bearhugger70 1

Wednesday 30 November 2011 13:23

I'd say dump too and I'm 40 lol ;) whether he liked her being away or not is immaterial! He's a dick!

scthundermlb53 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 13:36

You should have had the beer ready and waiting.

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