Love: Today, my boyfriend elbowed me in the eye while we were sleeping....

By me - 27/10/2010 12:36 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend elbowed me in the eye while we were sleeping. His excuse: "You shouldn't have stayed over." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2009 16:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around when he accidentally elbowed me in the eye and I couldn't see. He rolled over, turned on the football game, and told me to just walk upstairs and get ice. He also added that he would like a coke while I am up there. FML

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By nosleep - 05/02/2011 00:05 - Australia

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By SoVeryMonday - 30/11/2009 18:01 - Canada

Today, we rearranged the bedroom and my boyfriend and I switched sides of the bed. When the alarm went off, he got confused as to which side the clock was on. Instead of hitting the snooze button like he normally does, he hit me in the face. FML

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By Secretlypossessed - 29/10/2018 03:00

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By Username - 22/02/2010 05:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2012 10:26 - United States - Williamsburg

Today, after finally falling asleep, my boyfriend woke me up and got extremely mad at me. My offense? My pillow was touching his side of the bed. After yelling at me, he's now sleeping on the couch, and I'm lying in bed wide awake. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2012 19:42 - United States

Today, in the midst of sleep, my boyfriend hurled my cellphone across the room and into the wall because he couldn't be bothered to pick up or hang up an incoming call. FML

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By whattheHellman - 23/10/2022 09:00 - Australia - Traralgon

Today, my boyfriend starting going off on me, calling me a psycho, all because I opened our bedroom door while he was in there. FML

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Cinn_fml 22

Wednesday 27 October 2010 19:49

He has a point. I mean, it's not like people can control what they do whilst asleep, so if you didn't want to risk the occaisional elbow then you shouldn't have stayed over. Not to mention he could have been joking.

aback 4

Wednesday 27 October 2010 19:46

You shouldn't have had sex with him.

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aback 4

Wednesday 27 October 2010 19:46

You shouldn't have had sex with him.

BootGirl88 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 20:14

roses are red, watches are gold... bitch get on ur knees and do what ur told! ;)

Nena713 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 20:23

Lol! At first I thought you were crazy and I was wondering what you were talking about. Got it!

stephanie0613 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 20:41

Hahahahah 17, win :D

CheshireHalli 19

Wednesday 27 October 2010 20:57

Go Kay. :D

KingDingALing 9

Wednesday 27 October 2010 21:09

Kay left me alone the other night. :(

KingDingALing 9

Thursday 28 October 2010 1:05

Hahahaha! Don't let him scare you. Wait...I could've sworn that I locked my windows...

_TONGAN_ 5

Thursday 28 October 2010 3:28

he sounds kind of violent in his sleep...I guess he plays too much video games!!

klutzycleo 5

Thursday 28 October 2010 8:36

The FML, I think, is that OP's boyfriend hadn't apologized (even if he couldn't help it since he was sleeping, it's still the nice thing to do, to apologize) and that he had said something as asshole-ish as "you shouldn't have stayed over." Way to make your partner feel wanted, you know?

Cinn_fml 22

Thursday 28 October 2010 12:18

We don't know he didn't apologise. The OP didn't quote the entire conversation, she just quoted his 'excuse'. He might have apologised before or after saying that. He might also have said it as a joke, or annoyed that he'd just been woken up for something that he couldn't help. We don't know all the details.

cmac86 23

Thursday 28 October 2010 15:54

he's right. shouldn't have stayed over, shouldn't have had sex.

SexyGamerNerd110 8

Friday 29 October 2010 19:44

who's to even say they had/have sex? just because you sleep over at your boyfriend's doesn't always mean you get some.

iivann 0

Monday 6 December 2010 17:15

that's funny!

knibbsy 4

Wednesday 27 October 2010 19:48

I'd have given you a second black eye for bringing up the first one. Know your role!

BootGirl88 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 20:08

hahaha!!! ye! u tell her what time it is! lol!!!!

babbiebee 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 0:36

then your ass would be in the back seat of a cop car

daminantion 14

Thursday 28 October 2010 10:06

wahwah, go make me a sammich and get out of my f**kin' bed ;)

shortystar_fml 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 11:34

jerk

hannah_14 0

Friday 24 June 2011 22:39

you asshole

TheDrifter 23

Wednesday 27 October 2010 19:49

Idiot boyfriend. Sleep over more often OP, he needs the practice it seems.

Cinn_fml 22

Wednesday 27 October 2010 19:49

BethiiGeex 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 19:54

exactly.

Residence_fml 4

Wednesday 27 October 2010 20:41

Yeah, I just agree with this. Op you say '"his excuse" is there even excuse needed? He can say sorry but it's not like he did it on purpose. You sound really whiney and annoying by posting this, besides he was probably joking like #6 said.