By animelover - 25/07/2010 23:21 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend came over while I was babysitting my little brother. He wouldn't stay in bed, so my boyfriend told him,"If you don't stay in bed, the monster will eat you!" I now have to wash my brother's bedsheets, because he was too afraid to get up and go pee. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 684
You deserved it 10 822

Same thing different taste

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gabbielove 0

At least he didn't poop in his bed.

So your response is to call her out over your perception that she was wanting to fool around with her boyfriend while babysitting her little brother and that this makes her a *****? First let's ignore that most kids try to avoid bed time when being babysat (especially by siblings) and likewise ignore that she posted that he "wouldn't stay in bed" implying his bed time had arrived and it was only right to insist he stay put. Then we can move onto the story told about the monster which arguably was not the wisest move, but we've been telling "monster/scary" stories to kids for years. Still whatever trauma the thought of monsters and subsequently wetting the bed might cause will not be deep or last too long. Guaranteed they will all laugh about this later. Now we can move on to your moral smug self-superiority which apparently finds the natural act of intimacy to be repugnant and worthy of your scorn. OK let's assume they did want private time to get busy. This is a problem for you? Their desire for intimacy enrages you? Seriously? In my experience such anger is usually the byproduct of a bitter little person who has always been rejected whenever he's attempted to get with a girl. This constant rejection and the realization that he probably will not ever get laid by anyone he doesn't either have to pay or blow up, translates into him doubtless hovered over his computer in his mommy's basement pleasuring himself to pictures and fantasies while attacking anyone who is actually getting action from another. Your wish for murder, death and horrible disease as a justified outcome for this situation reveals you to be a small, bitter, pathetic, and vile little man (boy probably) trying to make himself feel better and/or seem important with your hate and scorn. Instead it shows you to be be someone worthy of our collective pity. Today, I tried to sound like a big man by wishing death and cancer on someone due to my extreme bitterness over the fact that the only action I am ever going to get is with my own hand and I got busted by someone who called me out without sinking to my level. FML

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imright24 0

Of course you deserve it. I'm sure your parents didn't expect you to bring your boyfriend over. If I were them, I wouldn't pay you either.

YDI. I hope you're never in charge of babysitting children that aren't related to you, and if you are that you never do anything as stupid as bringing your boyfriend over. If you were watching my child and that happened, I would fire your ass.

Just her ass? So the rest of her gets to keep the job? Maybe you should fire her vag, so the BF won't want to come over in the first place.

hey a least it got him in bed. apparently a better job than you managed. no offense OP.

Don't be so ******* sensitive. Nothing FML about this.

Lmao1997 0

If you haven't already, you should explain to your brother that your boyfriend was lying! Kids believe a lot of things that people older than them say, so stuff like that really sticks with them.

Dump_fml 0

OP deserves to eat shit for letting her boyfriend come by and terrify her little brother. It's selfish and childish. What kind of person enjoys themselves at the expense of a child? You should be ashamed of yourself. Try to find a guy with some moral fiber, and maybe have some yourself. Besides, if you're too young to care for a child (your brother) you shouldn't be sleeping with your boyfriend. That's how you get babies of your own. dumbass.

You deserve it for dating a selfish ass. What kind of idiot scares a little kid like that?

oh man it's hard to wash a pair of sheets!! :0 LAZY!