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By Anonymous - 18/11/2015 11:40 - Austria - Vienna

Today, my boyfriend canceled our date last-minute. He claimed he had no time because he had to iron his towels. FML

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By Georgia - 13/05/2011 01:02

Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML

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By cold - 15/02/2017 10:00 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I canceled all my plans because my boyfriend wanted to go on a date. He didn't mean with me. FML

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By whyme - 13/07/2011 05:40 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend his shirt and pants did not match and that he should change for dinner. All my belongings are now on the sidewalk. FML

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By Snowflakepandi - 01/09/2017 13:00

Today, while on vacation, I found out that my boyfriend moved out. He had claimed that he couldn't come with me because his boss messed up his time off request, and for the last two days he said he'd been "cleaning". FML

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By notmyfam - 09/09/2016 07:47 - Australia - Chester Hill

Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML

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By HK - 16/05/2012 22:38 - United Kingdom - Haywards Heath

Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML

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By professorsdaughter - 19/06/2014 05:28 - United States - Spokane

Today, my boyfriend once again cancelled a date because he has too much homework. His professor is my dad, who's assigning astronomical amounts of homework to keep us from seeing each other. FML

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By sigh - 24/11/2011 19:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got upset after I politely asked him to do the laundry. He takes every chance he gets to act macho and brag to people about how he's in the Marines, but apparently he is too much of a pussy to act like a man and clean his own clothes. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2011 15:32 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend did the washing as an attempt to help me. Not only are all my clothes now pink, he refuses to do the dishes, vacuuming, bathroom, ironing etc., as he has done "plenty." FML

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By hannieannie - 09/02/2016 21:51 - United Kingdom - Oxford

Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML

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aloha_oe 24

Wednesday 18 November 2015 18:53

He's got his priorities straight.

iiTzNeeNerz 26

Wednesday 18 November 2015 18:55

Sounds like he's putting in as much effort into the relationship as he did trying to come up with that excuse.

Comments

atomictoaster 5

Thursday 19 November 2015 15:54

Fallout 4

aashole1 4

Thursday 19 November 2015 20:34

It's probably cuz ur a ******* loser???

ninety 25

Thursday 19 November 2015 21:06

I know what excuse I'm using next time someone I hate asks for help moving.

ghostriley 14

Thursday 19 November 2015 22:11

Maybe he likes warm towels

Amama_fml 30

Friday 20 November 2015 5:08

Are you dating Monica Geller?

alanna_ann 14

Friday 20 November 2015 8:15

ironing towels takes a lot of work

DeviousDreamer 13

Friday 20 November 2015 12:55

Is that the new slang for video games?

mandyn333 10

Friday 20 November 2015 20:48

Sounds like a load of bs to me.

TheodorePienaar 11

Sunday 22 November 2015 8:55

That is priceless

Joelene11 15

Monday 23 November 2015 7:19

That's what happens when you date a douche bag sissy boy I guess

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