By lbailey32 - 04/02/2014 01:30 - United States - Seneca Falls

Today, my boyfriend decided the best way to inform me of his shoplifting tendencies was to steal stuff while we were at Starbucks. FML
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Ray_of_midnight 22

He might have kleptomania, but that's OK. He can always take something for it.

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LennyComa 39

If he was stealing the Sugar and Sweetener packs I don't think Starbucks will mind...If however he was stealing the Coffee Grinder/Coffee Machine then it may be an Issue

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JohnTheLad 13

"and let me take this... and this, oh and that"

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worldclassrager 39

With coffee that good I would do the same...

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NodakN8V 25

Ahhh the famous five finger discount....coming to a store near you.

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JMichael 25

Well obviously he's a shoplifter since he stole your heart.

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mccrightp 29

He sounds like a load of trouble! Don't let him "steal" your heart.

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TopHatNinja68 6

Wut could u steal at Starbucks there's nothing good

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HeyTherexxx 21

So you're dating a kleptomaniac? Hm. At least you got free Starbucks.

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