By O_O - 12/07/2013 20:15 - United States - Columbus

Today, my boyfriend insisted that I start calling him "Professor Fucktard" in the bedroom. He seems to be dead serious about it. FML
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lyssgross 16

I wonder how that fantasy got started....

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chocolatefrog28 29

Insist that he, in turn, call you something like Princess Twatwaffle until one of you cracks. If you can't beat the crazy, join in.

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Cristianma 13

Paging Professor Fucktard to the insanity ward.

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baseballdude1283 18

Sounds like that's what he really might be....

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BlissfulLiss 18

Why not just go with it if it actually gets him off? Maybe once you start you'll get used to it and his performance will improve in his excitement.

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tehdarkness 21

I guess I would oblige, but you ought to probe and find out the Origin of this strange request.

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luckypants 17

Maybe he meant "****** Hard", but when he said it you heard "fucktard"...?

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KiddNYC1O 20

Oh, stop whining, people... That is highly appropriate.

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MissBoo111 21

If he continues to insist upon this, tell him you won't put out. He will either drop it once he realizes you are serious or you will just have to find a boyfriend that isn't crazy in bed!

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graceinsheepwear 33

Now what fun is a boyfriend who isn't crazy in bed?

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