By O_O - 12/07/2013 20:15 - United States - Columbus

Today, my boyfriend insisted that I start calling him "Professor Fucktard" in the bedroom. He seems to be dead serious about it. FML
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lyssgross 16

I wonder how that fantasy got started....

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chocolatefrog28 29

Insist that he, in turn, call you something like Princess Twatwaffle until one of you cracks. If you can't beat the crazy, join in.

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disney_blonde 16

Tell him he needs years of graduate school to be Professor Fucktard. But he can be Mr. Fucktard,

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insomniac8400 13

Does he know that being a fucktard is in fact a bad thing?

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Xotoolyxo 16

If it makes the sex better... Just go With it(;

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judea95 16

Surely "Professor F***hard" would make more sense if its in the bedroom

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nasaboyinspace 14

fucktard is an insult

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kalbrek009 20

(Sorry in advance for the language that is about to follow) Oh, he's a (as you put it...fucktard) alright....professor?...no, unless you take into consideration that he "professes" to be a "fucktard"...in which case that would mean that he is in fact, an idiot....since a "fucktard" is a "******* retard" or "******* idiot"... so, my question is this:.....Is he really stupid in the bedroom & not know how to do anything properly, since he wants to be called on it?

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derpy_batman 4

Oh god lol so sexy much hot

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