By Anonymous - 19/11/2014 17:40 - Canada - Windsor

Today, my boyfriend said "You're a real work of art. You know, the abstract kind that no one likes. Anyway, we need to break up." FML
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dylanger16 19

You're better off without him.

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devildog562 33

Hey abstract is an acquired taste but very expensive and classy. Move on and forward.

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MrSassypants 33

At least there are many people that like art. Nobody likes a piece of shit.

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SystemofaBlink41 27

Except flies and dung beetles.

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MrSassypants 33

Then OP's ex can hang out with flies and dung beatles. Seems appropriate.

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creativityisnt 19

Picasso never would have imagined he was a break-up line

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Drnavid 13

That's just like a rocket failed to launch then boom on the ground. Sorry OP

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loserman67 35

Sorry OP - that was harsh. You're better off. And if you want the last laugh, go to him and say speaking of artwork, your **** reminds me of a "still life", dead and not that exciting. Good luck in future relationships, I'm sure you're some worth having.

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lennon_ 16

what a dick. you don't need that jerk.. you'll be a masterpiece in another man's eyes!

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DarthVader77 9

Well, he gets the points for being straightforward

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afallingstar 22

Sounds like he did you a favor. What a jerk!

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worldclassrager 39

Um...was this off his phone maybe a brothers? Being the sex male? Unless you prefer blue over pink... That's a horrible way to end it...but points for creativity...there are other fish in the sea OP

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iAmPaul 49

Is is that hard to believe that OP's a gay guy? *facepalm*

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limabeans101029 20

44- You do know that it's possible for men to have relationships with other men, right?

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worldclassrager 39

I'll probably dig myself a deeper hole by saying this but what the hell... I figured that but still most relationships on here are straight even though this point is irrelevant of what else I have seen......Oh just forget it...I shouldn't read these when I am out of it

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Bragi 12

I don't think he was referring to her looks. What he meant to say was "a piece of work."

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Bragi 12

Okay, other way round. BTW How can you tell?

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dragonfire5665 8

81, look around the name. there's a o-> symbol

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