By Anonymous - 19/11/2014 17:40 - Canada - Windsor

Today, my boyfriend said "You're a real work of art. You know, the abstract kind that no one likes. Anyway, we need to break up." FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 237
You deserved it 3 720
Thanksgiving: Turkeys and Skids
Family meals that turn absurd, because Thanksgiving is also about laughing at little disasters. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

dylanger16 19

You're better off without him.

196 6
devildog562 33

Hey abstract is an acquired taste but very expensive and classy. Move on and forward.

155 6

Comments

dylanger16 19

You're better off without him.

196 6
hard_candy 25

yeah she is. at least OP is a ******* master piece, unlike that guy who is a piece of shit.

54 16
Ltsdragons 19

OP is a piece of art at a museum and they say not to touch the masterpieces. His boyfriend is not allowed to touch him. Agreed OP you're better off without him

9 2
cre8tvlylicnsd 14

Go Van Gogh on his ass--except, chop off his dong. Or better yet, use a rusty cheese grater.

12 4
devildog562 33

Wow , a little too far... Jebus.... Battery acid and water torture is much more humane .

3 1
Rodville 28

The iPhone app doesn't show things like gender, location, etc so mistaking she for he is an honest mistake.

8 1
incoherentrmblr 21

#59, that would be Lorena Bobbitt...

3 1
purpleturtle16 20

Totally. The boyfriend's a real piece of shit.

0 0
munchie_omnom 10

What he said was funny... Well if it was a joke kept in your own head that is

0 0
xoreggie 9

He sounds horrible! You could do so much better OP

47 6
baxeh 29

Wow, good riddance OP, you don't need a douchebag like that.

52 6
devildog562 33

Hey abstract is an acquired taste but very expensive and classy. Move on and forward.

155 6
PenguinBitch 43

Daryl thinks otherwise: "It looks like a dog sat on paint and smeared his ass all over it."

36 5
devildog562 33

And some how I think I'd pay more for a painting by a dogs ass then "daryl's" opinion .

4 15
tayymeds 23

#37 haha walking dead reference!

18 0
Enslaved 36

That was a quote from Daryl talking about a painting on the last episode of the "Walking Dead". Carol liked it, Daryl thought otherwise. I'm up to date on the series so I understood the hidden joke. (:

17 3
19990231 29

49, it's not a hidden joke; he blatantly who said the 'funny line'.

6 4
devildog562 33

Son of a bitch I didn't get that far yet ....

0 5
DropTheDaggerxx 31

@61, No real spoiler was given. Just that those 2 are still alive and Daryl's become a professional art criticinterpreter.

3 0
Dodge4x4Ram 46

there's the right way & then the wrong way, this wasn't the right way

41 4
ruckfules85 34

Wow never heard that line before. It's that new.

33 3
isabellasimone 18

Well, at least you know now before you guys got married or something. Someone someday will find you to be a beautiful piece of art, so don't worry about it!

23 5
JOEBOBARNOLD 15

Haven't heard that before. Sorry op, someone will appreciate you though

14 2