By mynameiscrazy - 08/07/2012 01:42 - Australia
mynameiscrazy tells us more.
No, this happened in Australia, and no it was not featured on the news of any sort. It happened on 30 June 2012, aha.
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"Baby, my love is like a burning passion. Unfortunately, our house didn't think so." and.... "I made dinner! Come sit by the roasted curtains and we'll forget this ever happened." That, folks, is what I would use in a situation like that.
it is romantic too bad he was just too into boning you that night that he didn't attend to his "candles"
Would've worked out better if things got hot in the bedroom
It's the thought that counts. At least you know he cares about you.
I just wrote that.
It's the thought that counts.
E for Effort.
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I bet you were both concentrating on the practice of safe sex for the evening. Little did you know, fire safety would have been more practical.
He wanted to heat things up I see ;)