By grizzlybear - 27/06/2011 05:55 - Mexico

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Today, my boyfriend told me that if I had a penis, our relationship would be better. FML
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chickunkey 0

Your boyfriend wants to have a sword fight.

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TheNewGuy03 28

here we have exhibit a, the "unintentional ****." |the kid|

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MagicMarker 0

So basically, either a) your boyfriend is gay, or b) he's a misogynistic asshole. ("I'm not emotionally mature enough to try to understand what my girlfriend is thinking, so instead I'll just tell her that she would be Better If She Were A Man!") Either way, that's grounds for an instant dumping.

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TheresNoEffingwa 7

if you wanna make him happy you gotta be like," Not gonna get you a diamond ring That sort of gift don't mean anything Not gonna get you a fancy car boy,ya gotta know you're my shinin' star Not gonna get you a house in the hills A man like you needs somethin' real Wanna get you somethin' from the heart Somethin' special boy It's a dick in a box a dick in a box babe It's a dick in a box Ooh, a dick in a box boy" ...jus sayin

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hateevryone 14

why the hell is he with you, if he's gay?

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supamanst 0

break up with him before he cheats on you with a dude!!

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sk8terman 0

My boyfriend has a penis, and he's right, your relationship would be better!

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mfelax9556 8

in a gay way? or in a "stop you r bitching and grow a pair" way?

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illneedasaviour 0

this reminds me of that Friends episode where Ross finally realizes his (ex)wife is gay after having a threesome with another woman and becomes left out.

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HansHansen 8

Of course it would be better - everything is better with one.

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