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Time to swim
Time to remember all that Bear Grylls taught you. Starting with the pee...
Someone's not a "happy camper. "
survivor man actually taught me how to survive this situation
get a strap on, see how much he carries on after you use it on him
Jigiwithit - use it on whom, the raccoon? Next time you choose to comment on an FML, try the following: 1) Double check that you're on the correct FML 2) Don't comment on the first comment just to get your comment near the top. No one likes an attention *****. 3) Make a worthwhile comment. Keep these rules in mind and things will go quite smoothly for you.
making people laugh is a valid hobby
Just remember what man v wild has taught us. When stranded out in the middle of nowhere with little resources. Run jump and slide over dangerous terrain because risk of injury isn't a factor to worry about. Then when all else fails, drink your urine and find elephant dung! Survival 101 at it's finest
i dont call it camping if you have internet
I think jigiwithit was trying to reply to another post.
Look on the bright side...you got internet access! **** everything else!
ya right
I just wanna know how the **** she lost an anchor...
I do, too. Plus, how did she not notice that a raccoon was stealing all her food?
Should *have*
he needs bear grylls!
it's likely that they posted this FML after they got home and explained how they felt when this happened.
I hate campers! Someone was going to say it so I did anyway. 8)
camping is "intense". well some people don't use tents but still
Cidiots should stay in the city.
Internet access means you could get someone to rescue you, right? Don't spend three days without food.
I this might be a fake...
Your smartphone is not going to like the swim to the boat!
I know. I was just taking the piss. Sorry for the confusion. PS - I think Tori might be a woman's name.
no shit Sherlock
Uh..... There's an app for that.
just think, things can't get any worse right?
She could get mauled by a bear. She could get stung by a swarm of Africanized bees. It could start violently hailing. She could get giardiasis (look it up). She could be attacked by a herd of vicious wild boars. Can't get worse? Don't you believe it.
lol the list goes on an on...
Now Red, who on EARTH would post hateful comments on FML??
doc you aren't from earth so therefore you are excuses for your deeds
stranded without food . first thing u think about is posting it on FML ?
I doubt it was the first thing he thought about, but after spending hours there, running out of things to do and slowly getting hungrier, perhaps it came to mind that this was an appropriate FHL situation.
1) Drain the tent 2) Eat the racoon 3) Swim out and fetch the ******* boat instead of whinging. Problem solved.
1. Read a book on camping 2. Don't choose the lowest spot to pitch your tent 3. Don't leave your food where animals can get to it!!!! Your lucky it wasn't a bear!!!!
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Look on the bright side...you got internet access! **** everything else!
Should call for help instead of posting this.