By RustyRuski - 29/12/2013 22:58 - United States - Greenwood

Today, my boyfriend told me that we need to talk. I think he dumped me, but I'm not sure, because he muttered it in Russian and quickly left. FML
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heygirlie777 21

Sounds like he got Russian out the door pretty quick...

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russian_canuck 8

I am Russian, and I speak French and English. I can't see where Russian is muttering, articulation is crazy here as opposed to French which is true muttering for me. when I came back from France, my tongue and lips had to adjust to Russian articulation after leisurely French

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Gb1625 7

may be he is ill. Just talk to him in Chinese. lol

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DanielleinDC 33

"We need to talk" is never a good sign. Usually it's a woman saying it to her boyfriend, striking dread into his heart. Muttering in any language and leaving is never a good sign.

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sickerthanyou 13

Call him, speak Chinese, laugh and hang up

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sbuymov 3

I'm Russian, what did he say? Do you remember?

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erfyerf 14

He was Russian to he out of the relationship

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Goblin182 26

Nothing good has ever followed, "we need to talk".

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outoftown 26

Finally, we've found the one time when being dumped by text is the better option.

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PerCat 12

ahhh I know some russian and that sounds just like me hahaha

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