By RustyRuski - 29/12/2013 22:58 - United States - Greenwood

Today, my boyfriend told me that we need to talk. I think he dumped me, but I'm not sure, because he muttered it in Russian and quickly left. FML
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heygirlie777 21

Sounds like he got Russian out the door pretty quick...

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ThisIsKitt3n 6

Really? I thought it was backwards Latin.

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Aspireworks 12

Drink a bunch of vodka and just start making sounds. It'll come to you.

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jamaicanme 3

Regardless of what he said, it's the fact that he said it in a language he knew you wouldn't understand that makes him a coward. He could have said he knocked up your mother. Let him go, you deserve someone who's man enough to be 100 at all times.

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worldclassrager 39

That is hard to tell if it is or not...hope things work out...

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Linemanmike 17

Get him some vodka he'll love you forever.

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prettyinpink4884 9

He's not worth it anyway, sounds like an idiot.

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Aspireworks 12

18: You're thinking of demon summoning ritua-- Oh, point taken.

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ryechaser 8

Talking in a language your SO doesn't understand doesn't make any sense. They might as well not even talk.

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olpally 32

What an asshole thing to do. People suck.

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