Love: Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date, destination unknown.... - FML

By krisx3ftw - 11/01/2010 13:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date, destination unknown. I dressed up, he had a tux on. We went to McDonalds. FML

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By maddieex - 04/12/2014 02:49 - United States - Chicago

Today, my boyfriend brought me to a restaurant on a surprise date. I guess he didn't know that my ex-boyfriend now works there, and that he would be our waiter for the evening. FML

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By kingpig - 02/02/2012 18:00 - Sweden

Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML

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By seriously?! - 11/02/2009 16:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML

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By hater - 16/03/2010 10:55

Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML

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Jumping the gun

By Storm - 23/09/2011 03:05 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 16:46 - United States

Today, I spent three hours getting ready to go out to lunch with my boyfriend, only to find out he meant we're going to the McDonald's inside Wal-Mart so he can also pick up condoms. FML

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By CUNTCUNTCUNT - 29/01/2014 21:28 - Australia - Slacks Creek

Today, it's my 8 year anniversary. My boyfriend's "romantic" gesture for the occasion was to toss a few McDonald's coupons at me and tell me to get whatever I wanted. FML

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Plot twist

By Anonymous - 20/09/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I surprised my boyfriend with lunch at work. He surprised me too, when I caught him making out with one of his coworkers. FML

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By Cheap N Happy - 17/02/2012 09:44 - United States

Today, I went out on a first date. He insisted we go to McDonald's and split a Happy Meal because he "didn't want to waste any money on a first date." FML

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Surprise!

By Anonymous - 19/03/2023 16:00 - United Kingdom - Newcastle

Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML

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Jen_J_the_J 0

Monday 11 January 2010 16:20

if u dont want ur boyfriend, who has a great sense of humor, can i have him?

sharon_ellj 0

Monday 11 January 2010 16:18

Hahaha eating burgers... With STYLE! x)

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budd28 0

Friday 8 July 2011 2:47

this. wouldn't b so bad ... but I can't believe u guys dressed up lol

CatPerson123 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 4:46

There was probably a misunderstanding and he didn't get his reservation and didn't want to disappoint you so he took you to another restaurant... Your a half empty kind of person OP

bugsfunny 0

Friday 26 August 2011 9:25

Quit complaining!, i feel bad for him for having a girl lyk yu. I take my gf at mcdonalds too when im broke and she appreciates everything i do for her.

moodyreallyrocks 27

Saturday 26 November 2011 23:42

So sorry!!!! Then again I am at MacDonald's right now!!!!!

angelintheworld 0

Thursday 8 December 2011 5:16

Just a bit fancy...did you get a grand angus burger?? At least he went to the effort of taking you out :)

johnel54 5

Sunday 15 January 2012 8:33

Boo freakin hoo. Your boyfriend spent money on you

krazykat794 0

Friday 20 January 2012 23:20

That's way cute! I did that once with my best friend. This should not be a FML.

BullletProof 5

Monday 23 January 2012 4:45

Dude that would have been an awesome date! The looks people would give you! Too funny :)

subversivefreak 2

Friday 10 February 2012 21:03

Your comment : cheap date :)

Xx_Benny73_xX 12

Wednesday 14 March 2012 1:51

lmao!!!

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