Smooth Operator
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Cool story bro
This FML made me sad. What a cruel soul.
This was so sad. I'm sorry he was so immature, OP.
That deserves a kick to the dick..
Actually getting kicked in the dick wouldn't hurt as much as a kick to the balls. Kick em hard enough and they could need a wheelchair.
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Show it anywayBut still, it's your dick.. That's like giving a nice warm kick to your pride and ego (;
139-actually, balls really do hurt more. It isn't the actual kick pain, it's the half hour or nausea and severe stomach pains that get ya.
I see what you're saying (: although, it would still be a unique story to tell. " dude, you wouldn't believe that the bitch gave me a swift kick to the dick.." not many can say they've had a dick kick :0 haha
Am I the only one who thought the surprise was roofies?
Now wait a second. What if he really did go to get something but something happened and she just left? What if he went back and she wasnt there?
I don't understand how anybody in the world could ever deserve this. That is just so sad. OP, you will find true love. Trust me. For the rest of the douches like that guy: **** them all.
OP is a dude; dine-n-dasher is straight. Fix your gaydar, OP!
OP is a woman fucktard
Surprise! You got dinner for one.
$500 number 3 is a virgin.
I thought it was going to be a dick in a box ;)
Nope, he's just a dick.
63 So by that comment you can infer that #3 has never had sex? You should be a detective, Sherlock.
What a jerk!
A 'jerk' indeed! Especially the way he ran 'off' like that. I wonder what kind of action he gets, treating women this way?
59-win
58- hahaha :D
51 i dislike you very much.
this sounds like it should be a Smiths song
Comes back when you leave* I got you a car made of pure gold honey! Surpr- Hey where did she go?!?!?
"Oh well, I'll just give it to the next girl I see. Hey you, over there!"
"Who me?"
White Vans are fugly.
90- with that attidude you're not getting any camdy!
No! Me no get camdy? :( ah thats fine I'll settle for candy :)
That's mean.. But hey they Call them crushes because you just get crushed at the end.…
*crushes 38 with hammer*
Sorry op. So people are just filled with pure hatred.
That guy apparently.
Aww why did you wait so long?
OP probably really liked him. I know if I went on a date with a crush, I wouldn't give up after 10 minutes of him/her not coming back. Must really suck though, I'm sorry OP.
But he could have been trying to surprise her with a gift. What if he forgot it and went to get it. When he comes back shes gone.
Maybe, I just can't believe she waited so long
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Comes back when you leave* I got you a car made of pure gold honey! Surpr- Hey where did she go?!?!?
What a jerk!