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By Pennysaver - 30/03/2017 21:00 - United States - Metairie

Today, my boyfriend was angry at me because I thought he wasted too much money on stuff that we had no use or space for, as we currently live in a fairly small apartment. He wanted to buy a full-sized casket. FML
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core01 30

Mad at you? Red flag. Casket is second red flag. Corpse he's hiding, that he bought the casket for, is third red flag. Run...

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core01 30

Mad at you? Red flag. Casket is second red flag. Corpse he's hiding, that he bought the casket for, is third red flag. Run...

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devilninja 27

I mean to be fair, if it's one of those casket beds, I heard those are super comfy and when you sleep in them you sleep like the dead

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RichardPencil 30

Uh-oh. He doesn't want stuff he has no use for, but he wants a casket? It must mean he has use for a casket. GTFO!!!!!

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species4872 19

He isn't becoming very pale and developing a sensitivity to sunlight is he?

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GrumpyGrinch 23

And what if he DOES have a use for it?

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PennyLane27 32

Holy frick, OP, we need details! Or at least to know you're still alive.

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